Corrupt A Wish [4]

Big Brother · 2013-08-28T17:50:29Z

Granted, but you lose all feeling of hunger, and without it you don't eat and die of starvation. I wish that I had a cat! Granted! But then it soils the carpet and claws up the furniture. I wish I had a beautiful black cat that was trained and no one tried to kill because they believe it was "bad luck". :')

Pundit

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Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:56 pm

Pundit says... · Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:56 pm

Granted, but then I don't post a wish.

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tigeraye

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Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:11 pm

tigeraye says... · Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:11 pm

I wish Pundit had posted a wish

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Pundit

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Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:30 pm

Pundit says... · Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:30 pm

Granted, but you are banned from this thread.

I wish you were never born.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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MaddiePhantomhive

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Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:24 pm

MaddiePhantomhive says... · Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:24 pm

granted, but you will be born with cancer

i wish i could be a acter

Maddie phantomhive the neko vampire ",...,"

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Kelpies

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Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:28 pm

Kelpies says... · Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:28 pm

granted, but you get cast as a toilet every single time.

I wish I could do things without losing motivation.

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Swordfish

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Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:19 pm

Swordfish says... · Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:19 pm

Granted, so now you have no motivation at all!
I wish to be the president!

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~Volant~

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Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:27 pm

~Volant~ says... · Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:27 pm

Granted, but you're president of the Croatian Language club. You don't speak Croatian. Or like the food.

I wish it were Valentine's Day.

Where are we going?

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cleverclogs

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Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:23 pm

cleverclogs says... · Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:23 pm

Granted, but it snows so heavily that you can't get to your date. D:

I wish some people weren't so annoying.

In the beginning, the universe was created.
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Lavvie

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Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:45 pm

Lavvie says... · Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:45 pm

Granted, but now those people don't even talk to you .

I wish I was back home with family.

this tender self • metamorpoiesis • i have returned with the swell • i don't know how to be alone

What is to give light must endure burning. – Viktor Frankl

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Stellabeam

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Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:01 pm

Stellabeam says... · Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:01 pm

Granted,but when you get there they forget your name and keep on calling you Cabbage.

I wish I had a new car.

“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”- Groucho Marx

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."-J. Danforth Quayle

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Wolfi

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Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:38 am

Wolfi says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:38 am

Granted, but unfortunately it's painted the most awful shade of eggplant with yellow hubcaps. It hums and squeaks when it goes over 5mph. You're too embarrassed to drive it.

I wish there was a cure for Alzheimer's disease.

John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

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cleverclogs

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Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:24 pm

cleverclogs says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:24 pm

Granted, but it has so many horrible side effects that no one wants to use it.

I wish I would stop sneezing.

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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Kelpies

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Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:13 pm

Kelpies says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:13 pm

Granted, but now your hiccups won't go away!

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

We are who we are, and if someone has a problem with that; that's their problem not ours.
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I do believe that insane is the only way to go.

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Rin321

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Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:38 pm

Rin321 says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:38 pm

Kelpies wrote:Granted, but now your hiccups won't go away!

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

But then you would have people after you for corrupting their wishes so bad!

I wish I could find the time, and sit down to actually finish my book!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a funtastic awesome writer-
what are you?

You are an awesome writer as well-that is what you are

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Stellabeam

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Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:34 pm

Stellabeam says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:34 pm

Granted, but then you wouldn't be able to read another book again!

I wish I could go to Wendy's for a burger

“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”- Groucho Marx

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."-J. Danforth Quayle

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it- M. Twain

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