Corrupt A Wish [4]

lmao I'll take it

Granted, you start feeling warm, and sleepy, and everyone around you is shivering and bothering you trying to keep you awake, and you just wish they would stop because you're so very comfortable...

I wish you luck.

Granted but then you get bad luck.

I wish for... a tuna sandwidge. (calvin and hobbes)

Granted, but the bread is moldy and the tuna was the victim of an oil spill.

I wish that something bad would happen to me.

Granted, but you are with your friends and they get struck by whatever bad overcomes you as well~

I wish my room would be a little warmer.

Granted, but now it's too warm.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but you can only spend it on public transportation next to someone with really bad body odor.

I wish we could do away with daylight savings time.

Granted but now school starts earlier than you're used to


I wish I could stay home from school today

Granted, but you spend the entire time throwing up.

I wish that my wish could remain uncorrupted.

Granted, but then everyone gets jealous and mobs you for it.

I wish you were mine.

Granted, but then you get them(me) taken away in broken pieces.

I wish that I could have the newest iPhone 6S.

Granted, but you have to steal it from someone else and end up going to prison for your trouble.

I wish I wasn't hearing Christmas music already.

Granted, but instead you're hearing "Happy birthday" eight months early

I wish I was a potato.

Granted but your cells would die.
I wish that I could live in a bigger house.

Granted, but it's falling apart and you have to pay ten million dollars to get it repaired.

I wish I had a doughnut.