Things You Shouldn't Say...

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SkyeWalker
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Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:04 pm
SkyeWalker says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:04 pm
"I'm gonna pull a Gordan Ramsay on you, mom, and say that this food is disgusting because...." *long, ranty rant about spices and food and things*

What should you never say to Bill Gates? (Other than "I prefer Apple" and company competition things)
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
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kingofeli
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Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:44 pm
kingofeli says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:44 pm
"So, why haven't you eradicated poverty yet?"

Things you shouldn't say to a sick person
Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.
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Firepower13
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Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:54 pm
Firepower13 says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:54 pm
"Want to go for a run? It's a beautiful day out! Oh wait, you can't."

What is something you shouldn't say to a brony?
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Don't you have other things to do? Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler
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kingofeli
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Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:17 pm
kingofeli says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:17 pm
"I despise you all."

Things you shouldn't say to a cat owner
Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.
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SkyeWalker
Gender Nonbinary
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Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:36 pm
SkyeWalker says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:36 pm
"I want a pet. Do you want to go help me find the perfect dog?"

What should you never say to a literalist?
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
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WrittenGirl46
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Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:39 pm
WrittenGirl46 says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:39 pm
"Hey everyone, I have herpes!!!"

What is something you shouldn't say to your mom and/or parents
~The Written Girl
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kingofeli
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Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:41 pm
kingofeli says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:41 pm
"I'm pregnant" or "I got someone pregnant."

Things you shouldn't say at a meeting for work.
Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.
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AfterTheStorm
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Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:23 pm
AfterTheStorm says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:23 pm
Image

"He's an angry elf."

What should you never say during church?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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Made you look.
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kingofeli
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Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:30 pm
kingofeli says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:30 pm
"HAIL SATAN"

Things you shouldn't say at an AA meeting
Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.
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Firepower13
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Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:37 pm
Firepower13 says... · Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:37 pm
"IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS..."

Things you shouldn't say during a movie.
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Don't you have other things to do? Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler
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SkyeWalker
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Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:31 pm
SkyeWalker says... · Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:31 pm
(very loudly)"NOW, they used THIS special effect for this..." (and on and on and on about special effects)

What should you never say at a jousting tournament?
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
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godlypopo
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Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:31 am
godlypopo says... · Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:31 am
What's the "point" in this.

Things you shouldn't say to a queen :p
Our mind is a network of doorways, each one leading to a different room of thoughts and imagined ideas. Every time we read or learn about something new, a new network of doorways is born

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Iggy
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Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:43 pm
Iggy says... · Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:43 pm
You're getting old. When're you gonna die?


TYSS to the UPS guy?
“I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."
- Lewis Carroll
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erilea
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Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:21 pm
erilea says... · Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:21 pm
Who's dat?

Umm, to the person about the queen, Hey! Can I try on your crown? I need to play pretend royalty in the mud puddles.
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AfterTheStorm
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Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:12 pm
AfterTheStorm says... · Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:12 pm
What should you never say to a deaf man?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

Spoiler
Made you look.
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This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy