Things You Shouldn't Say...

Man, there are a lot of pigs in here!

What is something you should never say to your school's principal?

"I hate you with a burning passion, you are the biggest idiot in the world. You understand nothing, and you are basically an idiot receiving a big paycheck." (Okay, okay so what if I want to say that to my vice principle?)

What should you not say to your gay friend?

Hm, something with political tie-ins at the moment. What are those idiots on TV saying? Hm, mostly it boils down to something like:

"You're a horrible person because of something that does not hurt anyone....you monster!"

What should you not say to a crippled friend.

"Oh you poor thing! Let me help you."

What you should not say to someone who just got insulted infront of you?

"Don't worry your face is far worse then those shoes."

What should you not say to a female robot?

"You don't have the spark."

What should you not say to a sad ghost?

"Don't worry. Everyone has sheety days."
What is something you should never say to Peeta?

PETA?

"I ate a hamburger today"

What is something you would/should never say to a pyromaniac?

Light them up.

I meant Peeta from Hunger Games, btw.

What is something you should never say to a crazed lunatic from an insane asylum?

"Here, have a knife!"

What is something you should never say in a zoo?

"Alligators prefer face to face conversations."

What is something you should never tell a vegetarian?

I've secretly have been slipping beef into your food for the past 3 years, so you aren't really a vegetarian.

What is something you should never say to your food?

Shhh, it'll all be over soon.

What is something you shouldn't say to your mate?

"Wow look at that girl's figure." (Not sure what mate you were talking about!)

What shouldn't you say to the meanest teacher in history?

"YOU MEANIEEEEEEEEEE, YOU FARTED AS WELLLLL!!!!"

What shouldn't you say when you accidentally pee'd in your pants?