Would you rather...?

Suck it out!

Would you rather not clean yourself for one month or live on a secluded, isolated, deserted island for two months?

Live on a deserted island for two months. I like solitude.

Would you rather have your bed on fire or at the bottom of the ocean.

On the bottom of the ocean, I can sleep on the floor and nothing will be damaged. (My entire life's work is in my room I can't risk that!)

Would you rather finish writing a novel and have no one read it, or not ever finish it and have people begging and groveling at your feet and going to worse extremes to get you to finish it.

I'd rather finish the novel and have no one read it because then I could feel like I accomplished something.

Would you rather go to six flags or disney land?

Disney land because I haven't been there yet.

Would you rather go fishing or play soccer even if it is raining?

I love the rain, and rain would make soccer feel epic.

would you rather learn how to use a sword or your choice or a gun automatically when picking it up

To sword fight cause they're just that much awesoemer!

Would you rather eat only McDonald's for 10 years or drink only coffee ever day and eat anything that you want?

Drink coffee everyday. I love coffee.

Would you rather live on a dangerous active volcano with five other people or on a safe 3x3 ft island alone.

Uh... the island I guess, because all those screaming people would be really annoying.

Would you rather have porcupine needles stuck to your rib-cage or bright pink wings the size of a circus tent planted firmly on your head?

Assuming I can remove the porcupine needles, I will take those. I can deal with pain easily, but the wig would make my life impossible. (I don't have a problem with pink.) I wouldn't be able to walk in a door!

Would you rather have your heart broken, or 90% of your bones broken?

Well you can recover from a broken heart. (If it's not literal anyway)

Would you rather die in a week due to illness with your friends beside you or be cured and live but at the cost of being alone for the rest of your life.

I'd rather die in a week.

Would you rather have snickers or skittles?

Snickers because if you have skittles you're supposed to share. =3

Would you rather be able to fly to the dark side of the moon or build a hut on Pluto?

the dark side of the moon is not nearly as interesting as the songs say it is, so build a hut on pluto

Would you rather be able to (at will) fly or be invisible?

Oh, this one is tough. I think I'd love to be able to fly, but then again being invisible opens so many doors...I think I would chose to be invisible, I can do so many things! Like sneak into amusement parks!

Would you rather have to sit all day, or stand all day?