Would you rather...?

Anatomy, I suck at latin, but I know it, so I don't have to look up as much.

Would you rather learn a dead language or sing to a large crowd in a language you don't know but they all know?

Learn a dead language for two reasons. One, I hate being in front of crowds and two, I can insult people in a happy tone and they will think I said something nice.

Would you rather go to a concert or be in a concert?

Depends on what kind of concert. If you mean the ones where the audience is all screaming and jumping and jostling you, I'd rather be in the concert (I'd actually most rather be backstage), but if it's a concert where you have to stand still and sing in high-heels and ugly dresses under hot lights, I'd rather be in the audience and enjoy the music. But I don't mind being on stage for that either. Just not in high heels... <.<

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Blind. Totally bound. When you are deaf, you can't talk right, and blind can still talk, read, plus seeing eye dogs!

Would you rather BE OCD or ADHD?

ADHD

Would you rather live in the Arctic or Antarctica for the rest of your life?

Arctic. Aren't they both cold?

Would you rather get your head chopped off or burned to a crisp?

Get my head chopped off, it's quicker that way.

Would you rather be a girl or a boy?

Girl because I am

Would you rather reading or writing

Read. I'd rather get lost in others thoughts than my own.

would you rather eat chocolate of vanilla ice-cream?

chocolate

that is all

Would you rather learn rain dance or wall dance.

Wall dance because rain dance is too mainstream.

Would you rather be a polar bear with webbed feet or an orangutan that bleeds chocolate in the sun?

Polar bear with webbed feet, so I could swim well and survive the melting of the ice caps and become a legend as the last polar bear.

Would you rather lick a thousand plates clean of hot chilli sauce or drink ten buckets of dirty puddle water?

(I think polar bears have webbed toes anyway??)
I'd rather drink ten buckets of dirty puddle water, mostly because I really really really cannot eat ANYTHING even slightly spicy. My dad put just a little bit of this spicy chilli sauce in the enchiladas last night, and I ate half the package of lettuce trying to stifle the burn. He said he couldn't even taste it. And a thousand plates is really a lot. And I heard puddle water is full of minerals.

Would you rather work for Google or own Yahoo?

Own yahoo!

Would you rather know your entire life story and everything that will happen except know how you die or just know how you will die and not anything else.

I would rather know my entire life story and everything that will happen except know how I die (It may make me afraid of the thing that might kill me)

Would you rather listen to SpongeBob laugh or a piece of chalk against a chalkboard?