Would you rather...?

Basically, this is a game where a user gives a person two or more things to choose from, and the next person to comment answers it. I don't know if a topic like this already exists, but...

Would you rather everything you said was in opera song or every time you blinked it made the sound of a gunshot?

Opera song ^u^

Would you rather...
#1. Fall off a boat?
or
#2. Fall off a bike?

(you fall on pillows either way by the way).

Fall off a bike!

Would you rather...
eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?

Eat soap!

Would you rather get a smack-down by an MMA fighter or get attacked by ten raccoons?

Ten raccoons. It's a better story.

Wound you rather have anchors for arms or bunches of balloons for feet?

Bunches of balloons! (I could fly if they had helium!)

Would you rather sing on stage with your favorite band or be hired to write one scene for your favorite TV show?

tv show (more people would see it and i can't sing)

Would you rather be chased by a rabid porcupine, wrestle a wolf, or fight a shark

I would actually fight a shark. As long as you aren't bleeding,apparently swimming up to a shark is the best thing you can do if you're confronted by one - it shows them that you aren't prey. Fighting it would have the same effect. Maybe.

Anyway, would you rather eat seventy pencils or drink the ink of seventy pens?

I would eat the pencils, i could use the fiber.

Would you rather be thrown down three flights of stairs or fall out of a two story window?

Fall out of a two storey window. Overall, I think the stairs would be more painful.

Would you rather be made into a kebab or a burger?

A burger. You can cook me, but there's no way you're impaling me with a stick after.

Would you rather be the size of an ant or the size of a tree?

An ant. More fun.

Would you rather have a stomach that was a slinky or a legs that grew longer with every step you took?

Long legs, i like being tall (plus i have enough stomach problems without it turning into a slinky and coming apart all the time)

Would you rather face down a swarm of giant man eating spiders or hunt a raptor dragon hybrid which kills more effectively than the predator, alien, and Arnold Schwarzenegger combined (i probably misspelled that sorry)

I'm afraid I left my bug spray at home so, I'll take the Raptor Dragon Hybrid.

Would you rather fall into a pit filled with spiders or a pit with snakes?

Spiders. You never said they were poisonous.

Would you rather be eaten by a giant spider, or eat it alive yourself.