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chalk against a chalkboard hurts less.

Learn to talk with a British accent or a French accent?
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British accent.

Would you rather have a pet fish or a pet hermit crab.
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I already have pet fish, so hermit crab.

Would you rather light your arm pit on fire, or foot?
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Armpit so it could burn off those annoying stubs and any burn marks will be hidden. Unless you're talking about a huge fire then I'm not sure, but I'll keep my answer.

Would you rather go to Germany or Japan?
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Japan, because that's where the technology is and I'll just build myself a teleportation device so I could go to Germany too. :P

Would you rather wear a sparkly pink tutu or a barney costume?
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Barney costume, i love kids surrounding me :P

Would you rather hmm, choose to be a teacher of a class full of brats who will prank you horribly everyday or become an engineer under someone who makes you run 5 miles for cofee ?
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Engineer, I am already an inventor (my problems in math hold me back) If he annoys me too much, I can just promote myself by quitting, most of the jobs engineers do can be done at a higher income as a freelancer.
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(Japan, you didn't post a would you rather.)

Would you rather get an xboxone or a ps4
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XBox. The PS4's glitchy, trust me.

*pretends not to be a video-game nerd. Fails despicably.*

Would you rather float from the sky with a blue umbrella (Mary Poppins style) or hurtle towards the earth like a comet in a blaze of fire?
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Mary Poppins style because I always wanted to do that.

Would you rather jump off a cliff or a skyscraper.
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Cliffs tend to be near water, which in theory there are ways to survive the fall into, skyscrapers however just have sharp and solid things that no trick can save one from.

Would you rather dance in front of strangers or say offensive things to your best friend?
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Dance in front of strangers. I don't like hurting friends.

Would you rather be burned or deep fried alive from your waist down.
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Deep frying takes longer, straight up burning can be done pretty fast before you stop feeling anything.

Name your first born child Optumis Prime, or Octupus
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Optumis Prime.

Would you rather play golf or tennis?
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Tennis is actually interesting, golf is horrible


if while eating smores in the woods a poisonous snake bit your friend on the butt and the only way to save them was to suck the poison out in the next 1 minute.

Would you save them or hesitate so long that its too late.
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