Ask a stupid question...

Because God made them.

What does x equal in the equation "x = 5x^2 + 2x + 1"?

Peanut butter.

What's the difference between blue and yellow?

Blue is better.

Is it possible to have a negative IQ?

ummmmm. Puppies?


What's the point of soup?

To delight people who like soup.

Why is the door of my wardrobe too small for my painting I'd like to hang there?

Because the person who made the door didn't like the painting, so he mad sure it wouldn't fit there.

Do you think that the goldfish we just put in our outdoor pond will live for at least a week?

Yes, because the outdoor pound is the Fountain of Youth in disguise.

Why does my thumb hurt?

Because it isn't really your thumb.

Why are Trix for kids?

Because I said so.

What is the tailwind speed ofa brown-winged swallow?

because of cheese.

Why do cows moo?

because they hate meditating. (moo...oom....haha.)

What's the point of this game?

to waist your time while pointlessly acting stupid.

Why is the world round?

Because that's how God decided to make them.

Why did my dad decide to replace out sidewalk, then decide that we could do it ourselves?

Because he is an artichoke.

How do you spell kumquat?

V-O-L-A-N-T. haha.

Why is France so far away?