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thunder_dude7
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Sat May 24, 2008 1:34 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Sat May 24, 2008 1:34 pm
Because God made them.

What does x equal in the equation "x = 5x^2 + 2x + 1"?
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GryphonFledgling
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Sat May 24, 2008 3:02 pm
GryphonFledgling says... · Sat May 24, 2008 3:02 pm
Peanut butter.

What's the difference between blue and yellow?
I am reminded of the babe by you.
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thunder_dude7
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Sat May 24, 2008 6:15 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Sat May 24, 2008 6:15 pm
Blue is better.

Is it possible to have a negative IQ?
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Rei
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Sat May 24, 2008 6:20 pm
Rei says... · Sat May 24, 2008 6:20 pm
ummmmm. Puppies?


What's the point of soup?
Please, sit down before you fall down.
Belloq, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
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Demeter
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Sat May 24, 2008 6:32 pm
Demeter says... · Sat May 24, 2008 6:32 pm
To delight people who like soup.

Why is the door of my wardrobe too small for my painting I'd like to hang there?
"Your jokes are scarier than your earrings." -Twit

"14. Pretend like you would want him even if he wasn't a prince. (Yeah, right.)" -How to Make a Guy Like You - Disney Princess Style

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thunder_dude7
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Sat May 24, 2008 6:37 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Sat May 24, 2008 6:37 pm
Because the person who made the door didn't like the painting, so he mad sure it wouldn't fit there.

Do you think that the goldfish we just put in our outdoor pond will live for at least a week?
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Periwinkle
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Sat May 24, 2008 7:27 pm
Periwinkle says... · Sat May 24, 2008 7:27 pm
Yes, because the outdoor pound is the Fountain of Youth in disguise.

Why does my thumb hurt?
Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock, or both - Regina Spektor
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GryphonFledgling
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Sat May 24, 2008 7:45 pm
GryphonFledgling says... · Sat May 24, 2008 7:45 pm
Because it isn't really your thumb.

Why are Trix for kids?
I am reminded of the babe by you.
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thunder_dude7
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:14 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Sat May 24, 2008 8:14 pm
Because I said so.

What is the tailwind speed ofa brown-winged swallow?
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Writing for love is a pas
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:38 pm
Writing for love is a pas says... · Sat May 24, 2008 9:38 pm
because of cheese.

Why do cows moo?
No where to run...baby let's hide. Take her in your arms on a chilling winter's night. Watch the stars twinkle and glisten. Know that you've found the one person that will listen. ~*(ME)*~
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~Volant~
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:53 pm
~Volant~ says... · Sat May 24, 2008 9:53 pm
because they hate meditating. (moo...oom....haha.)

What's the point of this game?
Where are we going?
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Writing for love is a pas
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:57 pm
Writing for love is a pas says... · Sat May 24, 2008 9:57 pm
to waist your time while pointlessly acting stupid.

Why is the world round?
No where to run...baby let's hide. Take her in your arms on a chilling winter's night. Watch the stars twinkle and glisten. Know that you've found the one person that will listen. ~*(ME)*~
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thunder_dude7
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Sun May 25, 2008 12:35 am
thunder_dude7 says... · Sun May 25, 2008 12:35 am
Because that's how God decided to make them.

Why did my dad decide to replace out sidewalk, then decide that we could do it ourselves?
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Passion's Killing Floor
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Sun May 25, 2008 3:54 am
Passion's Killing Floor says... · Sun May 25, 2008 3:54 am
Because he is an artichoke.

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~Volant~
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Mon May 26, 2008 12:36 am
~Volant~ says... · Mon May 26, 2008 12:36 am
V-O-L-A-N-T. haha.

Why is France so far away?
Where are we going?
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