Haiku Battle!

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Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
(you're still not following the 5-7-5 rule)

How did I diverge?
I responded with truth and
Complete honesty

(Ok this is kinda lame *_* )




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Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
(Also)

Congratulations
O worthy opponent on
Becoming FM




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Gender Non-Binary
Points 2600
Reviews 127
(I am. That 5-7-5. I even checked with a counter to be on the safe side.)
The name's Myth.




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Gender Male
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Reviews 2
(Your first line has 4 syllables)




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Gender Non-Binary
Points 2600
Reviews 127
Diverge you did not
Manipulated the path
you have with false claims

(fixed that. Sorry! I counted "Let's" as "let us")
Last edited by mythh on Wed May 06, 2020 1:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The name's Myth.




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Gender Male
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(You sound like Yoda Lol. Also, second line has 8 syllables)

Your claims are not true.
You seem delusional and
Foolish while you speak.

(NOW I'm kind of going off-topic on purpose :D )




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Gender Non-Binary
Points 2600
Reviews 127
(Yeah I realized the Yoda thing)
The name's Myth.




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Gender Nonbinary
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Reviews 458
Your weak minds cannot
stay focused on this war - too
graphic for you fools?
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

they/them
(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)




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Gender Male
Points 7052
Reviews 165
Lazy as a sloth
Can't even write three lines
I need some push guys!
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
It's not that I'm weak
I am so strong that I can
Afford to diverge.

(I'm running out of ideas now somebody help)
。゜(`Д´)゜。




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Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
With this said, Arch you
Have nothing but poor words, peasant
You shall stay meagar.
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;




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Gender Male
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Gender Female
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Reviews 25
Sorry for the rudeness
I will have the higher ground
I'll give you an apple

(Apples are good for you..)
Last edited by KahleneTenorio on Wed May 06, 2020 5:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;




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Gender Male
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If I'm a peasant,
You are a sloth to join this
Battle so slowly.
Last edited by Arch Stanton on Wed May 06, 2020 5:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.




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Gender Male
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(idk I typed that randomly)



It is only a novel... or, in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in which the most thorough knowledge of human nature, the happiest delineation of its varieties, the liveliest effusions of wit and humour, are conveyed to the world in the best-chosen language
— Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey