Are you looking for a review? Are you sick an tired of waking to realise that your short story/poem/novel/art work hasn't been reviewed? Are you sick of other peoples work being liked and yours left in the dump? That's all about to change with; Apple's Fantastic Review Emporium. You hear right! A new, flashy (alright, revived) emporium has arrived (come back)! A place where all your unwanted things will be reviewed and liked - one hundred percent guarantee - by me; Apple, your friendly reviewer.
Your work will be reviewed in the next twenty-four hours once you've placed down a request.*
Rules and Regulations:
-If I do something wrong I.E. Grammatical or spelling wise, please pm me and tell me what I've done because their is nothing more stupid then a reviewer acting smart about something completely wrong.
-What I comment upon or say is not supposed to come in any kind of offence. If it does, PM me in private and we'll discuss; don't paste across my guest book that I'm some beep!
-All works should not be ones that are foul of language, horrifyingly sexual or just past the 18+ mark.
-As I am religious, stories condemning God or any religion is just not worth my attention. I'm sorry, but I will just not review anything on those terms.
-Forgive me for trying to sound smart through the review.
Explanation of my reviews:
Throughout my review I'll be focussing on two very important parts; your grammar/spelling and the plot/arc of your chapter (or what ever). There will three steps which I'll be going through:
I. Grammar/Spelling
This will be just me going through and nitpicking all the little mistakes you've made.
"I am a boy!" cried the boy.
After the quote I'll go into an indepth analysis of what you've done wrong and the proper way to go through with this. The fixing will be highlighted in red as seen above. (Even though its right, I cannot think clearly, gimme a break).
II. Plot/Arc
Here I'll just be commenting on what I think about your story so far and how I think you could improve it. Ooh and I'll also mention the parts I disliked.
III. Overall
This is just my overall opinion of your work, nothing to big.
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*Review time will only be lengthened if I am unable to reach a computer.
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Reviews: 199