Things To Do at Walmart

Things To Do at Walmart? xD

"Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Snip off all the bottoms of the plastic bags at the checkout.

Duct tape the grocery carts together!

Ice skate on hob nails.

Sing in the restroom.

Hide in the clothes rack and jump out to scare people.

Get a haircut in the dressing rooms!

Follow someone around and see how long it takes them to notice....if at all.

Searria H. wrote:Follow someone around and see how long it takes them to notice....if at all.

Oh, my God! They've done that to me. >.< Lol.

Stand in front of the knitting yarn singing, "Somewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, over the rainbow..." xD

That could make someone's day... Or not. XD

Put different things in random peoples shopping carts, and then stalk them from a distance to see how long it takes them to notice.

Tell the man at the deli counter that the slices are still too thick until he ends up shredding the meat. Then tell him it's too thin. Just to irritate him.

...Not that I would ever do that. Never.

Have a trolley race (no, I'm not that immature but it's an idea).

Re-arrange the tins of baked beans. (I assume Walmart has those- right?)

Make a fish puppet and hide behind the fish/meat counter. Whenever somebody passes by or looks at the fish or meat, raise the puppet and say in a croaky voice "Don't eat me..."

Place some cat food in the pate isle; see who falls for it.

Stand on the back of the cart and roll down the isles, pretending you're driving a team of snow dogs, and yell "Mush! Mush!"

-Sea-

walk up to random employees and always say, "I like you."

Push all the buttons on the CD sampler board.

-Sea-