I return, victorious, from the vast field of the Green Room upon my mighty steed and present my log of five-and-forty reviews, enough for a knight's full armour.
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
The Wizarding Knights had presented Knight Lumi with Loads of Paperwork required to change Knight Falcon's name--and he was inundated; however, once he was fed up, he grabbed one of the Wizards' Wands and set fire to the paperwork, scrawling in his horrid handwriting that her name was officially changed under his watch.
Then, his gaze turned to the two knights standing before him, who had just seen his combustion scene. "Oh."
"Oh."
"Oh."
"Armor!"
"Ponies!"
"Helmet!"
"DONKEY!" shouted Knight @Casanova from down the grand feasting table.
Lumi proceeded to blow different whistles to alarm differing orders that he needed rewards. And after a rousing game of Ye Olde Uno, the Stable Knights, Blacksmiths, and Armorsmiths brought in bountiful goods.
"To Knight Falcon (@FalconryGirl9086) I present a Full Armor! And to Knight @RubyRed, I present a Shield, Helmet, and Steed for you to name at your leisure!" He winked. "Make it a good one!" He turned to the wizards, who were attempting to pick up the ashes of their hard work. "And as for you lot..."
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon
I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.
I would hope to someday become the lord of a town for my battles with this beast, but alas, I did not know of the raging war until the second installment and thus did not leave a Green Room review on the first.
"Fellow knights!" Knight Storm cried above the clamour. "I have vanquished 15 Green Room beasts, and I am ready to receive my sword, may it ever aid me in the fight against the beasts of the Green Room!"
Knight @BlueAfrica walks across the battlefield with the head of a novel slung over her shoulder. It's a little morbid. It's really morbid--anyway, for this great task that she's completed, the Knight deserved a Hamlet of land. And, that is what she gained. A place for her to rest and regain her strength from fighting such a beast.
Following up behind her is Knight @Stormcloud, who has successfully defeated fifteen works for her bare hands. For this, Knight Storm earned a sword to help slay her foes in the future. The two of them rejoiced for their victories, "Hooray!" they said in unison.
I return from my venture into the Green Room with the hides of 10 more works, bringing me to 55 reviews - enough to earn my jousting lance! For proof of my valiant deeds, you may see my log: Falcon's Hawking Game Log
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
Greetings, everyone! It is I, MJ, here to proclaim in the sight of God and man, my desire to become a knight of the green room and defend this noble truth which must be preserved for future generations! I will log my adventures with diligence and joy as I work towards earning both badges and accessories in this hall of gentlemen and ladies.
[he/him]
"tiktok and giving children meth are my passions" ~ @ShadowVyper "carinas long foretold chaos protege" ~ @veeren "smol bean, future of chaos" ~ @carina
Gather round, Knights and Squires, and behold, for I proudly declare our newest Squire to be @MJTucker! May fortune smile upon you as you seek out beasts to slay on your quest to knighthood.
I heartily thank you, @KotGRCommander, and may your days of knighthood be many longer!
[he/him]
"tiktok and giving children meth are my passions" ~ @ShadowVyper "carinas long foretold chaos protege" ~ @veeren "smol bean, future of chaos" ~ @carina
Greetings, O fellow conquerors! I bring good tidings- I have successfully completed 10 reviews! To those senior knights, I humbly request an acknowledgement of my achievements in the form of a grant to knighthood, seeing as I have completed the necessary tasks to possess such a title.
[he/him]
"tiktok and giving children meth are my passions" ~ @ShadowVyper "carinas long foretold chaos protege" ~ @veeren "smol bean, future of chaos" ~ @carina
Ah oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the king, “Casse-toi!” Who's the best? C’est moi!
