Corrupt A Wish [4]

...you need to wish...

I wish for a million falconers

An' ye didn' eben leeb a dang wish ta be corrupteed. Gerroff >:-\

In response, I will fabricate a wish for you:
"I wish to actually follow the thread rules"

Wish granted! Will be corrupted by un-corruption because that's what you should do. >:3

Falconer W-wha--? What is this? Is this... friendship??!!!
*is blinded by the light* I'll go lay in my hole for a little while anyways.... OwO

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted by Verser-shi. He's mean to me. :<

edit: Oh okay you added a wish. Fine. I corrupt it by having all those millions of falconers send their falcons to attack you in mutual mutiny (haha. I <3 irony).

Aw, wish granted! (And of course I'm your friend ^.^) However, it is granted by that kid Falco, the one should avoid in case she spreads weirdness to you like a disease~~~~~~~~ but tildes.

I wish that I could meet all of my friends from YWS. ^.^ (Verser won't be included- sorry but not sorry you are too annoying at the moment -.-)

its all a game, and by the way, your the one playing

You make a rather grave grammar mistake for a writer :')

Anata mo deshou!!! "make" jaa nai no!!! "Made" deshou!!!

Falconer-shi, wish granted! Unfortunately, Verser-shi'a twin comes along and messes up the union as badly as he himself would have done. Sowwy :3

I wish that more people would join in the randomosity. Because it seems like there's only us four on all the time...

who told you I had a twin, and yes spar, be prepared to c a lot moar grammar mistakes from me kai? o3o

wish granted, 100 more versers join \^3^/

I wish for a pen name

Granted, your pen name shall be 'Versace'! The brand however sues you for using their brand name as your pen name. You lose so much money that even after you reincarnate twice over you'll be broke. But at least, for a while, you had a cool pen name. Worth.

I wish I was a little more capable of thinking out ideas in detail ;<

granted, then you think yourself to death.

I wish had a penny

Granted, but then Jen steals it from you.

I wish that I could think of something different to write poetry about.

Granted, but then you tell that idea to Jen, and she steals it from you >:D Yup. Give Jen your ideas. Give Jen aaaaaaaaall your ideas... >:3

@Verser -shi 100 MORE VERSER-SHIS? O_______O The end is nigh....

I wish Tildes-less Tuesday would end already. I wanna use mah tildes again...

Granted, you will be able to use your tildes again on Tuesday. At the cost of any other punctuation used.

I wish I ahd the power to create a clone who I could share my thoughts with so I could just stay in bed while it did my work for me..

Granted but then people would recognize it and love it more than you and you'd get jealous.

I wish I could write amazing poems.

granted, and then god finds out yu hacked life and bans you from earth :3