Wits & Humor

Wikipedia wrote:Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. People of all ages and cultures respond to humor. The majority of people are able to experience humor, i.e., to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny, and thus they are considered to have a sense of humor. The hypothetical person lacking a sense of humor would likely find the behavior induced by humor to be inexplicable, strange, or even irrational.

Winston Churchill wrote:A joke is a very serious thing.

Bill Cosby wrote:You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Mahatma Gandhi wrote:If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

•Everything Humorous
•Anything Humorous
•Humorous Poem
•Humorous Paragraph
•Link to a Humorous Novel
•Single Humorous Word
•Humorous Quote
•Humorous Incident
•Humorous Moment
•Humorous Image
•Humorous Speech
•Humorous Moment in a Game
•Humorous Moment in a Movie

British soldier: "You speak good English."

German soldier: "I speak English well."
-War Horse

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Spoiler

Dough (Dug)

What to you call a man without a shovel on his head?

Spoiler

Douglass (Dugless)

I would tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.