Fortunately he spots a crowd of people gathered further down the road and flies off to bother them instead, giving you time to run away
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
Unfortunately, those people are a torch-wielding mob who, for their own strange reasons, desire that you get ritualistically executed. They charge you with torches, various farming implements, and, in one case, a nuclear warhead.
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Fortunately, the world has already been nuked and everything is essentially like it is in Mad Max, so even if the nuke were dropped it really wouldn't do any more damage to the environment.
Unfortunately that doesn't change the fact that they're still trying to kill you!
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
Fortunately, they all get eaten by the giant hawk before they can.
That was my first fortunately. It feels weird.
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Unfortunately the giant hawk doesn't like the taste of uranium and spits the nuke at the ground.
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
Unfortunately, it's a buzzard, and so it splices (meaning it flings its poop) and you go flying through the air from a great height in a diagonal line.
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
