Unfortunately; Fortunately

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Unfortuantely you can't fly.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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FORTUNATELY, a friend comes to aid you and takes the needle from your but and puts a bandaid on your booty
Pants are an illusion. And so is death.




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Unfortunately, the band-aid is infected, and you contract a disease in your booty



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