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Unfortunately, the third NPC you meet is reincarnated Scar from the Lion King.
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

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Fortunately, he's a coward.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Unfortunately, he's not a very friendly cowardly lion.
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

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Fortunately, he's too afraid to actually do anything.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Unfortunately, his hyena sidekicks are.
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

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Fortunately, you can beat them with hilariously oversized cans of anti-hyena spray.




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Unfortunately, they have infinite respawns.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Fortunately, you soon find that their respawns are mere holograms.
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

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Unfortunately, they are really annoying




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Fortunately, they soon phase out of existence.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Unfortunately, so does your nose and left pinky, which was in contact with one of them.




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Fortunately, the universe goes on going on.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin




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Unfortunately, you're in a different universe.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Fortunately, you can build a spaceship to go home.
always daydreaming, always clumsy




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Unfortunately, you are in a survival sim, so it's going to take a lot of grinding and running around.



Time is not your best friend - unless you use it wisely.
— Marco Pierre White