Unfortunately, your car is missing all its tires and is very rusty and you lost the keys.
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
Fortunately, you find 2 antihistamine pills in your pocket, so you have a few hours to get more.
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Fortunately, you manage to find some behind the counter!
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
Fortunately, you don't know that, and soon enough your brain thinks that you're fine and that's all that really matters.
John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.
Unfortunately your brain actually isn't fine at this particular moment, and you are in the midst of a severe manic episode with coinciding psychosis as a result of your not having taken your 400 mg. dose of Lamictal, 200 mg. of Lithium, 600 mg. of Tryleptol, and enough Seroquel to give Ted Cruz a heart attack, which would lead to his having to undergo massive, potentially fatal open heart surgery and losing his seat in the Senate, most likely now occupied by Chuck Norris or Rob Schneider or something, who would ultimately run for president following the impeachment of God-Emperor Donald J. Trump, who, as we all know by now, loves Hispanic people more than anyone, is the greatest jobs president God has ever created, has completely arbitrary policies relating to the individual right to keeping pet falcons, and who is literally about to lose his beachfront mansion and nearby golf courses once Irma makes landfall on Saturday...and all this because, as I said earlier, the pharmacist is out sick, in bed dying of the Bubonic Plague, of which there was an outbreak in Washington state in 2016, which is kind of cool in a way, but people should not have to worry because it is as curable as the flu due to the strong, but obviously unavailable antibiotics developed in the 21st century.
Fortunately, you realize that pet falcons are awesome, and your brain gets better.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse a persona che mai tornasse al mondo, questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse. Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero, senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.
Unfortunately, you realize this because a giant falcon is swooping overhead. You realize this at the same time the giant falcon realizes it is a mite peckish. It eats you.
Intrepid Explorer Squire of the Green Room Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid Brief Castaway Founder of Hermits United TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year Dark Matter Overlord Kind of a Big Deal
John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.
Fortunately, it seems to have decided that you're its friend.
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
Fortunately, you point out a convenient herd of tasty deer nearby.
John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them. — Henry David Thoreau, "Walden"
