Carpenter
"Stop where you are!" someone called above me. I turned around, still holding the purse in my hand. Great, someone probably thinking I stole it.
Seeing as I really didn't want to get stopped and asked questions like name and phone number, I decided to keep running. I knew where the lady was and it was only a block away.
Peeking over my shoulder, I saw the person still following me. Jeez, how many "heroes" are in Chicago anyway?
I turned a corner and there she was... getting in a taxi. Perfect. I slid down below the window and, just as she got in, tossed the purse through the open window on the other side.
"My purse!"
Mission accomplished. Now to lose the crazy chasing me. I rolled under the taxi and darted down an alley. Problem was that this alley was a dead end... just my luck.
He jumped down impressively from balcony to window to wall to balcony to dumpster and landed on the ground in tact.
"Nice," I commented, looking up from where he came from. "I think that was a good 20 stories."
"You shouldn't have run," he said seriously.
I shrugged. "Eh... I always love a good run through the night. It's relaxing."
Something told me he didn't seem amused. "You didn't take care of that dirtbag back there."
"Oh, you saw that? I thought I did ok. The lady got her purse back and I don't think that thief will be doing any more after what he's been through tonight."
"Oh I know he won't," he said. "I took care of him for you."
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about how I'm positive he won't be robbing anymore ladies once his jaw is reset."
He beat the guy up? It was a petty theft and the guy didn't even fight. He just ran! He didn't need to get beat up!
"He was an amateur," I argued. "No harm done! Just who do you think you are beating the sucker up?"
That's when I noticed the cowl, the suit, the tail... great. "The Fox, I should've figured," I muttered and crossed my arms.
"You've got a lot to learn, kid."
"Who you calling kid? You've gotta be what? A year older than me, maybe?"
It looked like he wanted to say something else, but I looked at my watch. 8:30. Crud!
"Well it was nice meeting you Foxy, but I'm late for a very important date. No time to say hello, goodbye, see ya!" My fist absorbed the brick behind me and I gave him a good knock on the head before taking off past him and running. Oh, she is gonna kill me.
