Alfred Symon's Critic Clinic: Bringing Smiles since the 60's

AlfredSymon · 2012-01-28T02:37:15Z

:smt032 :smt032 :smt032 :smt032 :smt032 :smt032 :smt032 :smt032 Novels, short stories, poetry, lyrics, photos, scripts and essays! Everything is welcome at the Critic Clinic! :smt024 Have a piece you want to be reviewed ? Want to join a contest , but quite unsure about your piece? Posted a piece you're very very proud of and yet no one reviews or even checks it out ? Heartbroken by harsh reviews? Well, my visitor, you've come to the right place! Here at the clinic , we give open reviews of your choice ! Yes, of your own choice ! We have a number of packages of critiques which can fit the type of review you needs ! We review ALL kinds of work! If your piece need a first impression, a steady comment or the acknowledged Quick Critique , then this Clinic is the right place to confine your work! Here are the review packages we offer: Quick Critique One of the best for the average piece. The Quick Critique is a compilation of shortened reviews for four (4) writing areas which are based on the piece you want to be reviewed. This package is subtle and gentle, perfect for the sensitive. It's also very noteworthy and useful! ;) Comes with the combo is a smile-o-meter . If you want one, just type Quick Critique on your comment and state which type of piece you want to be critiqued. EASY, huh! Kudos Revue A simple review. It is the same as the Quick Critique, but is more concise and easier to read. Although it's inaccurate, it is very usable and is known to help a lot in personal pieces . It comes, instead of Smile-o-meter, with a Kudos Meter (one point per thumbs-up). Smile-o-Meter This meter comes FREE with Quick Critiques. After a short impression of your piece, this meter will be given. One happy smiley is one point, a smiling one is 0.8 points and a confused one is 0.3 points. Point Out PERFECT for STARTERS! This review doesn't only come with a Critique, but also pointers that can develop personal writing. After a comment is given, a short description will be given on the same topic to further develop clients. Wow! Editor's Note ...is a review made by The Editor. This one's for very important pieces, per se, articles for a magazine or a college thesis. The Editor (my rough, technical side) will give a review more focused on the piece's technicalities, making this review best for public pieces. Caution: The Editor will not hesitate to be a bit...rough ;) . QUALITY GUARANTEE: We guarantee that the reviews given are honest and from the heart :smt049. Tired of people reviewing your pieces as 'it's so great, i love it!'? In this clinic, we treat our patients with utmost love and respect! We will give you the best reviews that can really help you with your piece! So, you want one? Well then get one! Leave a comment on this post and let the reviewing start! Please state the piece you want to be reviewed, what kind is it and what package you prefer. Thank you for visiting the Critic Clinic! Please come by again!

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Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:46 pm

AlfredSymon says... · Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:46 pm

Wario! Your Quick Critique is done! Sorry for the delay, but I'm sure it's the best I can give!

Next up, DG and BC!

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"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

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Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:50 am

AlfredSymon says... · Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:50 am

Black Chaos!!!!

The patient survived the operation! Congrats! I hope I helped!

Next up, DG!

Need some feed? Then read some! Take a look at today's Squills at In the News.

The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

MoonlightMayhem

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Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:12 pm

MoonlightMayhem says... · Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:12 pm

Hello! I was wondering if you could critique my NEWWW and improved Prologue for Keychain Magic which I have worked very hard on in updating. Thank you!

Here's the link:
work.php?id=93536

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Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:55 am

AlfredSymon says... · Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:55 am

Sorry, my Dear MM, but we have a short delay. Elections are coming, see. Just you wait and this patient is good to go!

Need some feed? Then read some! Take a look at today's Squills at In the News.

The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

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Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:37 pm

AlfredSymon says... · Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:37 pm

MM! More delay coming! Please be patient! I'm sorry for all the trouble, but it's not gonna be this week. Maybe the next!

Need some feed? Then read some! Take a look at today's Squills at In the News.

The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

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Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:25 pm

AlfredSymon says... · Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:25 pm

The Clinic is now back! MM, your patient have survived! New patients welcome!

Need some feed? Then read some! Take a look at today's Squills at In the News.

The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

zohali93

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Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:38 am

zohali93 says... · Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:38 am

hi! um could you review my story please. i shortened my first chapter into half.
i don't think its a good start so i would like others review(tired of beging my younger siblings to read it.younger! they never read it)
i suck at the begining please help point out what mmy problems are.thanks
work.php?id=93995

if you review poetry(i forgot what you wrote on the first page) please review the one whose link is shown below.

thanks a bunch!

Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)

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Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:40 pm

AlfredSymon says... · Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:40 pm

Of course! I'll have two patients in one! Oh, and I'll also give them a simple Point Out, by the way, since you've mentioned the word in your request

Need some feed? Then read some! Take a look at today's Squills at In the News.

The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

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Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:05 am

AlfredSymon says... · Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:05 am

Zohali! Your story patient is finished! Only left out is the poem!

Need some feed? Then read some! Take a look at today's Squills at In the News.

The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

DevanEWilliams

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Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:49 pm

DevanEWilliams says... · Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:49 pm

Hey, this looks like a cool place.

Do you mind reviewing a (somewhat long) short story of mine? It's been up a super long time, but people appear to be afraid of it due to the length. Also, feel free to be as harsh as you like!

work.php?id=91104

THANK YOU!

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And always have extra marshmallows on hand in case of emergencies.

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Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:54 am

AlfredSymon says... · Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:54 am

But of course, Devan! No length is long or short in the world of literature! Sure!

Need some feed? Then read some! Take a look at today's Squills at In the News.

The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

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Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:43 pm

AlfredSymon says... · Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:43 pm

Devan!!!! The patient has survived! Great piece, by the way!

Need some feed? Then read some! Take a look at today's Squills at In the News.

The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

SidereaAquila

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Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:59 am

SidereaAquila says... · Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:59 am

Hello! I just posted my first piece recently, and I was wondering if you'd have time to do a Quick Critique. It's just a novel I'm writing for fun, but feedback is always nice. Here it is: http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/work.php?id=94160

I will pay with a review of my own, if you'd like. Thanks in advance!

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Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:54 am

AlfredSymon says... · Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:54 am

Of course, Siderea! Your doctor is IN!

About the review deal, well lemme think about it... I always want to get a hands on my patient first

Need some feed? Then read some! Take a look at today's Squills at In the News.

The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"

SidereaAquila

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Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:30 am

SidereaAquila says... · Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:30 am

OK, thanks!

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