Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but you actually wrap your head around the computer, so you have to get surgery to get it unstuck.

I wish I had the new game I've been wanting.

Granted, but then you realize you bought it for the wrong platform, and when you go back to get another, they're sold out.

I wish my parents would let me order my cosplay over the internet so I don't have to make it all by hand.

Granted, but all the stuff you ordered turns out to be for the wrong fandom.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but you're so tall that society views you as a freak show and locks you up for research.
I wish that my crush would kiss me.

Granted, but your crush is Tracy Beaker.

I wish that I could go back in time to the 90s.

Granted but then you hear dumb songs like Baby Got Back 24/7.

Arghhhh! I wish I weren't so in love with a fictional jerk. (Valentine from Monster High. *swoon*)

Granted, but now you're in love with a real jerk, which isn't much better.

I wish I could see my best friends more often.

Granted, but you see them so often you get sick of them and don't have any time for yourself (which includes writing).

I wish I had a nicer laptop.

Granted, but you also get a starving alligator in the same room as the laptop.

I wish I could play piano better.

Granted but you suck at everything else.

I wish I were liked by everyone

Granted but your even liked by creepy people.

I wish I could run across water.

Granted, but now you sink into land.

I wish I could go without making typos.

FOREVER.

Granted but now you have boxing gloves for hands.

I wish for World peas.

Granted but then everyone gets peas when they should have gotten peace.

I wish I knew where to go to college.

granted but you dont know where to get the money.
i wish i had a lobster.....to smack people i dont like with:)....