Corrupt a Wish [3]

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granted but they all get anvils.

I wish I had a hug (feeling rather blue at the moment)
If looks could kill, you'd be turning blue as we speak

I may not agree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death your right to say it- Voltaire

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Granted, but it's from a cactus.

I wish I had a teleport.




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Granted, but you teleport into a volcano!
I wish I wasn't feeling sick right now...
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you. -Jiminy Cricket

Don't be afraid to jump, to leap, to fly too far and don't be scared to touch the stars!




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Granted but know you have broken legs.

I wish I had a Yoshi.
"They are rage, brutal, without mercy, but you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done" -DOOM




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Granted, but it mutinies and runs away, leaving you tied to a tree.

I wish my thumb wasn't doube-jointed.
When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
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granted but then you don't have thumbs :O

I wish I didn't have a boyfriend (Weird but true)
If looks could kill, you'd be turning blue as we speak

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Rainbow Dash: Cutesy? Wootsy? Have you even met me?




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Granted, but now you can never get one.
I wish I wasn't nervous about my golf lesson later... Xp
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you. -Jiminy Cricket

Don't be afraid to jump, to leap, to fly too far and don't be scared to touch the stars!




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Granted, but it's cancelled.

I wish I had some ice-cream right now.
Let's eat mom.
Let's eat, mom.
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Granted, but it's tomato-pickle-and-caramel-flavored, and you just spilt it on your new white t-shirt.

I wish I didn't have braces.
When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
-Abraham Joshua Heschel




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Granted, but now they are all crooked and ugly.

I wish I wasn't sick to my stomach now
Every great writer was once an amateur.




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granted, but you're sick to your stomache tomorrow.
I wish I had a very large meatball....
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.




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granted but it eats you.

I wish i could have a hug from who ever replies to this.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

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Granted, but the hug chokes you to death.
I wish it was Spring.
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granted but you live in Antarctica.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

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wish?
Every great writer was once an amateur.



It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle. The door opened on to a tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very comfortable tunnel without smoke, with panelled walls, and floors tiled and carpeted, provided with polished chairs, and lots and lots of pegs for hats and coats—the hobbit was fond of visitors. The tunnel wound on and on, going fairly but not quite straight into the side of the hill —The Hill, as all the people for many miles round called it—and many little round doors opened out of it, first on one side and then on another.
— JRR Tolkien