Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but it's now ten times harder on the ears.

I wish nobody could ever get sick.




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Granted, but people die faster.

I wish cars were cheap.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
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Granted, but you are now blind.

I wish that today would just end.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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Granted, but tomorrow will be just the same.

I wish I'd have some lemonade.
Noob is a state of being, not a length of time. ~Ego

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Granted but it was the worst lemonade you ever had, and you now hate lemonade.

I wish my wish was not going to be corrupted.
"A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language." - W.H. Auden




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Granted~ but, oops, I changed my mind. :P <3

I wish it was Saturday already~ cause pizza time and fuuuun.
Noob is a state of being, not a length of time. ~Ego

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Granted, but everything goes wrong on Saturday. :0

I wish I could find a solution to my troubles.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but you pass-out and forget all about it later.

I wish nobody ever got tired, or sleepy.




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Granted: now now exhaustion is a real danger since people can't notice it.

I wish I weren't sick!
I was Amareth :)




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Granted, you are the soul survivor of a brutal epidemic, and are left to wander empty streets, and eventualy die alone.

I wish that I was a werewolf.




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Granted. You are killed by werewolf hunters!

I wish I could fly!
I was Amareth :)




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Granted, but you're slower than a snail.

I wish I could swim.
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Granted but you get salted swimming pool.

I wish I could get awesome grades for my exams consistently.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted but you have lost all of your social life, and have no idea what fun is anymore.

I wish my homework would do itself....
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but all the answers will be wrong.

I wish I owned a sparkly pink unicorn.
"So what? All writers are lunatics!"
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