The Review Bin

eldEr · 2011-02-01T15:56:03Z

Welcome to Isha's Cooking Store! Mostly, we sell pots and pans, but Aisle 3 is full of shiny, freshly shipped review packages, all stacked neatly in large bins for your convenience! Notice! Clearance! All reviews are now and forever will be 99.9% off! The pots and pans are all ready sold out, but I'm sure that if you ask really nicely I could find you a picture of one or something! The review packages are as followed: -Any poetry or lyrics you need reviewed. I'll do up to three at a time, but please don't request any more than that at once. :shock: -I will review short stories, and parts of short stories. (If you want me to review part two or three, but you don't need reviews on the first parts, could you link me to the whole thing anyways so that I can read it and get a feel of what's going on? Thanks. 8)) -I will review novels, but I prefer to start from chapters 1-5. If your novel is further along than that, I probably won't have the time to review it. If you want me to review everything you have up (Until chapter 5, of course), please let me know. If you only want a specific chapter reviewed, I can do that, too. ;) ---- (Note that some exceptions may be made to this if I love you enough. Or, you know, if you suck up lots or something. Hopefully the 'nobody reads the fine print!' thing still applies. Nah, just kidding. ;D -Request up to 3 things at one time. (Exception: Novel chapters. These will take me a while to get through, though.) It might take me a bit longer to get to everything, but they will get done. (For example: You might request Chapter 1 of your novel, and both parts of your two-part short story. If you're requesting a [so far] 5-chapter-long novel, you might not want to ask me to do anything else. :smt002 ) And remember, everything is on clearance for 99.9% off! (Meaning I require a "please". That's all, though. :smt004 )

Flower~Child

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Points 12611

Reviews 321

Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:20 am

Flower~Child says... · Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:20 am

Hello dear, do you mind reviewing a chapter of my story? topic78716.html

My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.

eldEr

Gender

Points 14918

Reviews 384

Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:09 pm

eldEr says... · Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:09 pm

Done :3

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.

got trans?

Jesiica

Gender

Points 1040

Reviews 2

Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:22 pm

Jesiica says... · Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:22 pm

Hello, could you please review my short story? topic79089.html

The alternative version is Here: post845697.html#p845697

Thank you

eldEr

Gender

Points 14918

Reviews 384

Sun Apr 10, 2011 7:38 pm

eldEr says... · Sun Apr 10, 2011 7:38 pm

Both are finished! ^^

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.

got trans?

Cthulhu

Gender

Points 1484

Reviews 7

Sun Apr 10, 2011 7:55 pm

Cthulhu says... · Sun Apr 10, 2011 7:55 pm

Can you please review my short story?

http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/topic78003.html

eldEr

Gender

Points 14918

Reviews 384

Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:22 pm

eldEr says... · Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:22 pm

All done!

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.

got trans?

Cthulhu

Gender

Points 1484

Reviews 7

Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:37 pm

Cthulhu says... · Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:37 pm

Thank you

Lava

Supporter

Gender

Points 3888

Reviews 763

Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:22 am

Lava says... · Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:22 am

Ishy love!

Can you look at my poem? It's one that I've worked on for some time and I'd like to increase my poetry skillz! 8D
Here : Nostalgia

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Pretending in words was too tentative, too vulnerable, too embarrassing to let anyone know.
- Ian McEwan in Atonement

sachi: influencing others since GOD KNOWS WHEN.

ArcticMonkey

Gender

Points 27927

Reviews 532

Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:33 pm

ArcticMonkey says... · Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:33 pm

post846252.html

Please and thank you x3

Someone told me there's a girl out there, with love in her eyes and flowers, in her hair.

Kagi

Gender

Points 7340

Reviews 205

Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:09 pm

Kagi says... · Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:09 pm

You asked for it.
Declaring your winningness like that. Gah...

Here,
It may be horrible but that's what you're for right?
I'm dumping all of this on you Isha Psha..

BIG SMILE!

Got YWS?

If, when you mean to type yes you type yws, you know you belong.

Matthews

Gender

Points 4870

Reviews 145

Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:23 pm

Matthews says... · Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:23 pm

novel.php?id=1228
Please review? The chapters are very short and easy to review!!!

Thanks so awesomely much!

Have I not commanded thee? Be strong and of good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed, for the lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.

eldEr

Gender

Points 14918

Reviews 384

Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:13 pm

eldEr says... · Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:13 pm

All of those are finished! ^-^ Thanks for the requests!

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.

got trans?