The corrupt a wish game!!

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I couldn't think of one! SO MEH!

Granted! But your hands keep going on fire because you're typing really fast.

NOW! MY WISH! Oh yeah... I can't think of one... fine... I wish I owned the world!




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Granted but then it explodes :P

I wish I had a blue snake.

?

Well I do.
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....And I still don't know what SPEW is....




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Granted, but it turns to be a chicken in disguise.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Granted! But now you're a fish.

I wish I was sexy. :P




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Granted but now you stink beyond imagination and can't get a date.

I wish I could read at light speed.
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Granted. Now you can't stop. :wink:

I wish I could fence in the Olympics.
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Granted! You fenced and won a gold medal and became famous then you woke up from the dream.


I wish Spirited Away 2 will be released this year. ( Oh how I wish.)
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Granted. But Miyazaki sold the rights to Disney, and they mangled it beyond recognition.

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I wish I could do college Algebra as fast as I can write.
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Granted! But your writing slows down and you can only write two words per minute.

I wish I had a Nintendo Revoloution. (It's not even released yet....WHY!?)
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Granted! But it's a prototype version and has significant problems, i.e. it overheats and blows up in your face.

I wish I could finish a novel for once.
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Granted but it takes 99 years and you breathe your last breath as you enter the last sentence in the story.

I wish a million real American dollars would land on my doorstep.
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Granted! But you are asleep when it lands, and in the meantime a band of robbers collects the whole lot from your doorstep. While they're at it they decide to help themselves to your favourite household items aswell.

I wish that I could find true happiness




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Granted! But as soon as you do you get mauled by evil bunny/squirrel mutants and sadly don't survive.

I wish I had a time machine.
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Granted! You use it to travel back in time and to your great delight it works! Upon exiting the time machine you marvel at the dinosaurs all around you. Unfortunately you don't see the large carnivorous one that is standing behind the time machine that promptly sweeps down and swallows you whole.

I wish that I could travel the world safely.




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Granted, but than you'd be swarmed with paparazzi you'd get trampled to death, just so those greasy cockroaches can get pictures of Angela.


I wish my writing was better.
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A wise man once said... "POTATO IS THY LORD, FOR THE POTATO MAKES DELICIOUS FRENCH FRIES."


and that is the legend of the potato...

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