The corrupt a wish game!!

After corrupting somebody elses wish, you have to make a wish of your own for the next person to corrupt, or the game is too one-sided.

I wish for a teapot.

Granted, but you have no tea.

I wish my Spotify was working.

granted, but all your history, playlists, and queues are erased.

I wish steam had better games

Granted, but then you can't afford them. (What are you talking about I have lots of fun games on Steam?)

I wish I had time to sit down and play games.

Yay! you have time to play video games! buuuut the glitches are not in your favour.
The fighting games think you got hit when you weren't, and the enemies think that they didn't get hit when they did. If you don't play fighting games, then you get other kinds of annoying glitches. Save file glitches. And lag that would test the patience of a saint.


I wish I could have a unicorn friend.

granted, but unicorn friend hates you and keeps trying to stab you with its horn.

I wish for world peace

There is now world peace! on Jupiter, that is. You didn't specify what world exactly.
So you will never see the fruits of your gracious wish unless you want to move to Jupiter.

I wish for a potato.

(I have no idea why, I just do.)

your potato has worms in it :3

i wish for a more wishes

You may have as many wishes as you like, but you can only wish for pocket lint.

I wish for a peach tree.

sure, but the peaches are ALL DEAD

I wish i could go to mars

Your wish is granted, and you gain the ability to go to Mars. However, you become ill on the way there, and are discovered to be carrying a rare and highly contagious disease from earth; not only do you die, but everyone else on the shuttle dies with you.

I wish I could shape-shift

You become a very skilled shapeshifter, however your power comes with a curse-
If you shapeshift into anything bigger than a housecat, you will be stuck in that form for good.



I wish for inspiration.

Granted, but despite being inspired, you lack motivation to do anything.

I wish i wasn't getting sick. (Always get sick just in time for one of the largest festivals in America that takes place in my town...)

granted, the festival burns

i wish i could finish this...........

(finish the wish for me)

... but you fall into a coma and never again see the light of day.

I wish that the body did not deteriorate with age.