The corrupt a wish game!!

ElectricBlueMonkey has an obsession with explosives! Is that graduation from playing with matches?!

Granted but she gains 3667 pounds. And then you have to get a super super king size bed, which means you fit in the bedroom no longer.

I wish I could go to the moon....

Granted. But when you'll land your suit will fall apart and you'll die a horrid, slow, painful death.

I wish...I wish *turns towards the window* wish I could see heaven...

Granted, but when you do you realise the gates are locked.

I wish I had a fish.

Granted, but it would be a huge shark and it'll eatcha!

I wish Angelina Jolie as sitting next to me right now...

Granted, but she turns out to be a man who got a sex change. Tough luck, Arvy.

I wish I could do a kickflip perfectly (I'm so close...gah, but I only land it a couple of times)

Granted, but you then fall flat on your butt, turn into a mushroom - and then get fried *I have know idea what a kickflip is....)

I wish that I could get out of a school reunion next week.

Granted. But all the teachers will give you big kisses and hugs too.

I wish I could go to Egypt.

Granted. But your hotel gets blown up in a terrorist attack.
(WHOOPS sorry bad taste! *Mutters to self: "Mustn't make politically incorrect jokes about terrorists...'* Actually, that hotel that got blown up in Egypt the other year was one that my parents had stayed at...a week before the sucide bomber dropped by!
Think of the insurance money....*sigh*...Hey - don't look at me like that...I just don't like my parents.....)

I wish I was a...fairy (In a purely non homosexual male kind of way)

Granted but then scientists catch you in a butterfly net and do painful experiments to see how magic works.

I wish I had a pet dragon. (I can just see what kind of corruption is going to come out of this one....)

Granted! But your dragon turns gay and starts trying to make love to you.

I wish I never needed to shave my legs.

Boy was I wrong about my wish! I never saw that one coming
Granted! But now you have to shave your face every morning.

I wish I owned Nintendo!!!

Hehe!! I'm weird minded. XD

Granted! But it doesn't work so you have to give it back.

Nintendo as in the company not the game console.

I wish I had an army of man-eating squirrels that only obeyed my commands!!!

I didn't know so you shh! Lets pretend it's that!

The squirrels obey but they get all jealous over you and they fight and all of them die.

You keep on forgetting to make your wish.

I wish I coud touch type 1,000 words per minute.