Ode to my toilet.

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I am in love with your toilet. Would ya mind if I'd meet her?
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Love it! XD
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We need classy back. XD Lol.
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I'm bringing classy back, woo!
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XD Wow. That's...interesting.
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Amazing toilet, that one is.
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I will never let this die. Never.
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*resurrects thread*

@Kyllorac, you let it die!!!
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did someone say die?
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*kicks Verser-shi from the face of the planet*

'Twas a wonderful dare-poem, by the way :3
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Warning! Crappy author at work! Any hapless bystanders/passerbys will be sentenced to an eternity of hell by eye-hurt :3




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Interesting.
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Guess who did a dramatic reading.
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Dunno if I said this, but that is amazing.
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I suppose I'd better bump this, because it's just too hilarious.
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Bumping this because why not.
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