Ode to my toilet.

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Exactly. Best poem in history. (I'm only sad because it was not me who wrote the poem...)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Hmm...maybe you could write your own version?
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Maybe sometime.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I'll chip in if you want.
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time for the annual bump of this thread.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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The poem itself is pretty solid.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Wot

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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I guess it can be considered a poem.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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I hope the toilet is solid.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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What? Are you having a nightmare about falling through?




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Not yet.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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But soon.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Coming to your theaters.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Lights... camera...

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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