Reviews by an Aspiring Master (Closed)

Mr.Knightley · 2010-03-10T22:34:11Z

So, as you can see, I've spruced up my WRFF thread a bit. Several reasons behind that bit of logic: 1) I feel bad for all of the people who I forgot about in this thread. Honestly, it's not that hard to go and do a review, but hey, I suck. This is me starting fresh (well, as fresh as I can, short of starting yet another WRFF thread and clogging the forum). New mindset and new reviews. Which brings me to my second excuse for changing the title! 2) New reviews. From now on, I'll be doing my absolute best in the critiques I do through this thread. If that means that I can only do one a day because they take so long, then so be it. You'll just have to wait, you big baby. 3) This goes along with reason number two, but it looks so spiffy when I give it its own number: I want the Reviewer II Badge. I want to be THAT helpful. And thus, I shall learn how to be. :D With your help, it shouldn't be too hard. : ) And with that, let's get to the good stuff: Things I will review: Fiction (Short Stories): Fantasy Action/Adventure Science-Fiction General Fiction Historical Fiction Fiction (Novels): Fantasy Action/Adventure Science-Fiction General Fiction Misc.: Art/Photography Other Advanced Critiques (expect a delay) Lyrics (will be mildly harsh) Poetry: Dramatic Lyric Narrative Other Things I'll do if you're nice and don't mind my grumblings: Non-fiction Scripts Things I won't be caught dead reviewing by default of gender: Romantic novels/short stories Most fan-fiction*, particularly the Twilight kind *But if it's not a Twilight fanfic, then let me know, and I'll see if I can do something for you. Just don't take it personally if I don't want to. :P And there you have it! I think I pretty much covered every topic...how lame, right? Well, just keep in mind that I'm looking to be helpful in any way possible, and if that means I have to be brutally honest with you, then I probably will be. : ) Good luck.

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Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:29 am

Mr.Knightley says... · Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:29 am

Okay, everyone! New, shiny, better thread. Check out the first post for more information!

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Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:24 am

Yuriiko says... · Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:24 am

hello, Mister!

Will you review this?
It's a poem. hee-hee.

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Thanks in advance!

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Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:16 pm

Mr.Knightley says... · Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:16 pm

Finished, Yuriiko! Any more takers? I would really love some more... They're free!

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Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:28 pm

Mr.Knightley says... · Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:28 pm

Hrm. No requests. Do I seriously have to give you gifts?

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Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:37 pm

MiaParamore says... · Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:37 pm

Hey! Would you mind reviewing my Science Fiction short story? Here is the link: A Chilly Farm. Thanks in advance!

~Shubhi

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Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:26 pm

Mr.Knightley says... · Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:26 pm

Thanks, Shubhi! All set. Anybody else? I would love to have more than one request at a time, you know... : (

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Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:26 pm

xX_white_shadow_Xx says... · Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:26 pm

Awww, but what if it's a not-very-romantic romantic novel?

*puppyeyes*

*sniff* Do I still get smexeh Timmy hugs even if you refuse to review?

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Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:27 pm

xX_white_shadow_Xx says... · Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:27 pm

Well, here it is anyway! =P And don't tell me how short it is, I knoooowww >.<

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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:08 pm

Mr.Knightley says... · Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:08 pm

Nutty! *tackleglompgigglesnorts* Thanks for the requests.

I reviewed the first chapter and I'm going to do the other parts later. Must eat.

Anyone else? I would love to help!

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Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:08 pm

xX_white_shadow_Xx says... · Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:08 pm

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Waaaanna review all my poetry, too? xD

ps: yay for huggles! =^_^=

pps: I like how your smexeh hugs include gigglesnorting xD

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Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:17 am

screamandshout says... · Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:17 am

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dramatic poetry. Please and thank you.

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Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:26 pm

Mr.Knightley says... · Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:26 pm

I'll be sure to do the rest of these when I get back on Sunday, guys! Don't worry.

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Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:17 pm

WritingWords says... · Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:17 pm

Hi, Mr.Knightley! Can you please review the link in my signature? I will greatly appreciate it. Thanks!

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