THE OSQ
A Questionnaire compiled by the immature brain of Ben Franks! - Please all answer!
[[I post regular OSQs on my blog. These contain roughly 10-15 questions each post - this is a compilation of the first 3 blog posts. Like it? Subscribe to my blog!]]
-If you were faced with the option of beef or chicken, which would you go for?
-How many times does someone need to repeat something before it gets annoying?
-What's your favourite website?
-How much would you need to be paid to eat mud?
-Icecream: Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla?
-You're greeted by a cowboy, priest and an actor, who would you punch first?
-What's your favourite song to sing in the shower?
-Do you have more than 1 ipod?
-What really irratates you?
-Do you have to be anywhere in 5 minutes? If so, is this quiz holding you up?
-Chocolate or salad cream?
-What is your favourite day of the week?
-How long do you sleep on Mondays?
-Do you get your alphabet confused after the letter, "T"?
-What did you have for dinner?
-Who's the sexiest person on television?
-How much will you pay me to do my own questionnaire?
-Is it past 9pm where you live?
-Was the last 1 minute you spent answering the previous question worthwhile?
-Are these questions getting worse and worse?
-Who gave up answering at this point?
-Why are you still answering the questions?
-Is it quite clear I didn't know what to ask you after asking whether you preferred chocolate or salad cream?
-Do you love facebook?
-What's your favourite film with a dragon in it?
-If Maths was compulsory at University, would you still go?
- You need somewhere to sleep for the night, you're offered a place under a bridge with friendly people, or in a warm comforting hotel where there's a 11% chance someone's a serial killer. Where do you sleep?
- Which would you blow up, Twitter, Bebo or Facebook?
- Do you think you could dig a man-sized hole with a carrot?
- Have you ever attempted a Maths sum whilst upside down?
- Would you ever actually consider going to France for a holiday? If so, please write a 500+ word essay why.
- If you had a fiver, or "$5", in your pocket, would you be compelled to spend it?
- Have you ever considered botox?
- Are you generally amused by the sight of colourful lights?
- What's more annoying, Dale Winton or a Moth?
- If Youtube decided it was going to close down for 25 years, would you consider finding the people that run it and staging a hostage situation?
- What last made you cry?
- How much would you want to be paid to selotape a loaf of bread to your own head for 1 working year?
- Have you ever considered becoming a teacher? If so, would you always start rows with the Maths Faculty?
- Would you rather spend your last moments in a Physicist's lab or a chemist's lab?
- What would be your favourite place on Earth to eat a banana split?
- If you were in the Arctic, what bit of your body would you be scared for freezing first?
- Are you any good at tennis?
- How much would you want to be paid to go work for Daytime telly?
- Do you like Antiques? If so, please write a 25 million word essay explaining where your life went wrong.
- Who's the ugliest person on the telly?
- If music was a chocolate cake, who's album would you sit on?
- If music was a chocolate cake, would you eat music?
- Do you have teddy bears?
- Have you ever been asked about hot and cold fusion?
- Is 2+2 really 4, or is it just a conspiracy?
- Sight seeing destination: Iraq or Iran?
- Lemonade, Coca-cola or Orange pop?
- Would you rather be attacked by an elephant or a forty ton dolphin?
- So you have a Saturday job? If so, do you like your boss?
- Where would you go if a nuclear war was iminent?
- When was the last time you read a magazine and laughed before eating it alive? If never, when do you think this'll happen?
- Is fish4jobs a good website?
. It's easier to just answer the blog updates 
