The Official Stupid Questionnaire!

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-If you were faced with the option of beef or chicken, which would you go for?
Chicken

-How many times does someone need to repeat something before it gets annoying?
About five

-What's your favourite website?
YWS, Pretty much any fansite of fun stuff works for me.

-How much would you need to be paid to eat mud?
I would prefer $100, but $30 works for me

-Icecream: Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla?
Vanilla.

-You're greeted by a cowboy, priest and an actor, who would you punch first?
Cowboy, I suppose. Depends on who the actor is though

-What's your favourite song to sing in the shower?
California by Never Shout Never or The Elmo Theme Song

-Do you have more than 1 ipod?
Yes

-What really irratates you?
Sock puppets and justin bieber. Oh and when people swear on a regular basis

-Do you have to be anywhere in 5 minutes? If so, is this quiz holding you up?
No, but my dad wants th computer. I keep saying I will be done soon and he keeps telling me that he wants to get on sometime today though he doesn't really know how to work any type of technology

-Chocolate or salad cream?
Chocolate

-What is your favourite day of the week?
Sunday and Friday

-How long do you sleep on Mondays?
Barely any

-Do you get your alphabet confused after the letter, "T"?
No

-What did you have for dinner?
I didn't have dinner yet

-Who's the sexiest person on television?
Ehhh, Logan Lerman <3

-How much will you pay me to do my own questionnaire?
I'm not going to pay you, sorry dude

-Is it past 9pm where you live?
no, it's three in the afternoon

-Was the last 1 minute you spent answering the previous question worthwhile?
maybe *shrugs*

-Are these questions getting worse and worse?
Maybe

-Who gave up answering at this point?
maybe

-Why are you still answering the questions?
because i'm bored and also odd

-Is it quite clear I didn't know what to ask you after asking whether you preferred chocolate or salad cream?
yes

-Do you love facebook?
kinda

-What's your favourite film with a dragon in it?
Eragon

-If Maths was compulsory at University, would you still go?
yes

- You need somewhere to sleep for the night, you're offered a place under a bridge with friendly people, or in a warm comforting hotel where there's a 11% chance someone's a serial killer. Where do you sleep?
under the bridge

- Which would you blow up, Twitter, Bebo or Facebook?
Twitter

- Do you think you could dig a man-sized hole with a carrot?
Maybe a vary strong carrot

- Have you ever attempted a Maths sum whilst upside down?
yes

- Would you ever actually consider going to France for a holiday? If so, please write a 500+ word essay why.
No

- If you had a fiver, or "$5", in your pocket, would you be compelled to spend it?
Most definatly
- Have you ever considered botox?
no

- Are you generally amused by the sight of colourful lights?
nope

- What's more annoying, Dale Winton or a Moth?
Dale

- If Youtube decided it was going to close down for 25 years, would you consider finding the people that run it and staging a hostage situation?
nope

- What last made you cry?
A book I was reading, a character died

- How much would you want to be paid to selotape a loaf of bread to your own head for 1 working year?
none. Might be fun!

- Have you ever considered becoming a teacher? If so, would you always start rows with the Maths Faculty?
No

- Would you rather spend your last moments in a Physicist's lab or a chemist's lab?
Chemists lab

- What would be your favourite place on Earth to eat a banana split?
Nowhere, banana splits are yucky

- If you were in the Arctic, what bit of your body would you be scared for freezing first?
And I would be in the artic why?

- Are you any good at tennis?
No, I took lessons, but no

- How much would you want to be paid to go work for Daytime telly?
Not sure, but lots

- Do you like Antiques? If so, please write a 25 million word essay explaining where your life went wrong.
no

- Who's the ugliest person on the telly?
Not sure

- If music was a chocolate cake, who's album would you sit on?
I'm not sure bout that

- If music was a chocolate cake, would you eat music?
Yes

- Do you have teddy bears?
Ehhh maybe...

- Have you ever been asked about hot and cold fusion?
no

- Is 2+2 really 4, or is it just a conspiracy?
That's what my math teacher tells me

- Sight seeing destination: Iraq or Iran?
Niether

- Lemonade, Coca-cola or Orange pop?
Lemonade

- Would you rather be attacked by an elephant or a forty ton dolphin?
Well niether really, but if I had to pick one... elephant

- So you have a Saturday job? If so, do you like your boss?
Yes, I like my boss. : D

- Where would you go if a nuclear war was iminent?
Heaven most likely, though I prefer not to think about that

- When was the last time you read a magazine and laughed before eating it alive? If never, when do you think this'll happen?
Magazines are never really alive, so never and never

- Is fish4jobs a good website?
Never heard of it so I'm not sure.

: D

If you were faced with the option of beef or chicken, which would you go for?
Beef.

How many times does someone need to repeat something before it gets annoying?
It depends on the situation. Three times, maybe.

What's your favourite website?
Eh, I don't know that I have a favorite. I like Google. It's like my own personal guide to the Underworld.

How much would you need to be paid to eat mud?
A lot of mud? I would eat a little for $20

Icecream: Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla?
Vanilla.

You're greeted by a cowboy, priest and an actor, who would you punch first?
The priest wouldn't punch me back. But the actor would be more fun to punch. Decisions, decisions.

What's your favourite song to sing in the shower?
Mmmm...actually I don't know.

Do you have more than 1 ipod?
No...

What really irratates you?
People who are obnoxious for no reason. Or because they think they're being funny.

Do you have to be anywhere in 5 minutes? If so, is this quiz holding you up?
No but I should be doing laundry.

Chocolate or salad cream?
What is salad cream?

What is your favourite day of the week?
Thursday, because that's when it's just my dad and me.

How long do you sleep on Mondays?
Eh, the usual. 4-6 hours?

Do you get your alphabet confused after the letter, "T"?
No.

What did you have for dinner?
Nothing yet.

Who's the sexiest person on television?
Um. Is this a trick question?

How much will you pay me to do my own questionnaire?
Too bad I don't have money?

Is it past 9pm where you live?
Nope.

Was the last 1 minute you spent answering the previous question worthwhile?
Um it didn't take me a minute to answer that question. Maybe half a second?

Are these questions getting worse and worse?
Maybe.

Who gave up answering at this point?
Getting there.

Why are you still answering the questions?
Because I've already started and I'd like to finish.

Is it quite clear I didn't know what to ask you after asking whether you preferred chocolate or salad cream?
Yes.

Do you love facebook?
Yep.

What's your favourite film with a dragon in it?
Poorly animated dragons are not really my thing.

If Maths was compulsory at University, would you still go?
It is here. So yes.

You need somewhere to sleep for the night, you're offered a place under a bridge with friendly people, or in a warm comforting hotel where there's a 11% chance that someone is a serial killer
Eh. Nice people can still be serial killers. Hotel.

Which would you blow up, Twitter, Bebo or Facebook?
Twitter.

Do you think you could dig a man-sized hole with a carrot?
Hole in what?

Have you ever attempted a Maths sum whilst upside down?
Not that I recall.

Would you ever actually consider going to France for a holiday? If so, please write a 500+ word essay why.
No.

If you had a fiver, or "$5", in your pocket, would you be compelled to spend it?
Nah.

Have you ever considered botox?
Nope.

Are you generally amused by the sight of colourful lights?
No.

What's more annoying, Dale Winton or a Moth?
Who's Dale?

If Youtube decided it was going to close down for 25 years, would you consider finding the people that run it and staging a hostage situation?
No.

What last made you cry?
Haha a very confused man who broke my jaw by mistake.

How much would you want to be paid to selotape a loaf of bread to your own head for 1 working year?
A bunch.

Have you ever considered becoming a teacher? If so, would you always start rows with the Maths Faculty?
No.

Would you rather spend your last moments in a Physicist's lab or a chemist's lab?
Physicist's.

What would be your favourite place on Earth to eat a banana split?
A tree.

If you were in the Arctic, what bit of your body would you be scared for freezing first?
My hands.

Are you any good at tennis?
I'm alright.

How much would you want to be paid to go work for Daytime telly?
No thanks.

Do you like Antiques? If so, please write a 25 million word essay explaining where your life went wrong.
Nope.

Who's the ugliest person on the telly?
Who knows?

If music was a chocolate cake, who's album would you sit on?
Erm. What?

If music was a chocolate cake, would you eat music?
Certainly.

Do you have teddy bears?
I have a stuffed Border Collie.

Have you ever been asked about hot and cold fusion?
In school, yes.

Is 2+2 really 4, or is it just a conspiracy?
In a representative sense, certainly.

Sight seeing destination: Iraq or Iran?
Sight-seeing? Iran.

Lemonade, Coca-cola or Orange pop?
Ew. None of the above.

Would you rather be attacked by an elephant or a forty ton dolphin?
Elephant. It would be over faster, and I wouldn't have to drown.

So you have a Saturday job? If so, do you like your boss?
Yes. And he's not really my boss, but I guess so.

Where would you go if a nuclear war was iminent?
My basement. There's food there.

When was the last time you read a magazine and laughed before eating it alive? If never, when do you think this'll happen?
Never....

Is fish4jobs a good website?
Uh. Never heard of it.

I love these quizzes. =)


If you were faced with the option of beef or chicken, which would you go for?
Beef. *drools*

How many times does someone need to repeat something before it gets annoying?
More than three times; and I get very, very annoyed. xD.

What's your favourite website?
Now, now, it's quite obvious...Young Writers Society FTW!

How much would you need to be paid to eat mud?
A whole lot of money. I've eaten grass though. And dandelion stems.

Icecream: Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla?
Chocolate! Give me, give me!

You're greeted by a cowboy, priest and an actor, who would you punch first?
The actor. I would never punch a priest, unless he was being un-Christian towards me.

What's your favourite song to sing in the shower?
"La La" by Ashlee Simpson, "Stephen" by Ke$ha, or "Sound of Madness" by Shinedown.

Do you have more than 1 ipod?
Nope.

What really irritates you?
Annoying sounds, like chalk on a blackboard.

Do you have to be anywhere in 5 minutes? If so, is this quiz holding you up?
I have nowhere to be, unless someone calls me with last-minute plans.

Chocolate or salad cream?
Chocolate.

What is your favourite day of the week?
Depends - I like Fridays, but then again, I also like Saturdays.

How long do you sleep on Mondays?
I sleep till 7 AM, but I go to bed around 10 PM.

Do you get your alphabet confused after the letter, "T"?
YES.

What did you have for dinner?
Tacos. Yum. =D

Who's the sexiest person on television?
The person I'm thinking of isn't on television. Yet. xD.

How much will you pay me to do my own questionnaire?
Um. I'd give you YWS points, xD.

Is it past 9pm where you live?
Nope.

Was the last 1 minute you spent answering the previous question worthwhile?
*shrugs* I have nothing better to do.

Are these questions getting worse and worse?
Not really.

Who gave up answering at this point?
Not me.

Why are you still answering the questions?
Because I find this amusing.

Is it quite clear I didn't know what to ask you after asking whether you preferred chocolate or salad cream?
It's clear, I just don't care. xD.

Do you love facebook?
No, I don't even use it.

What's your favourite film with a dragon in it?
Eragon (yep, it's based on a book).

If Maths was compulsory at University, would you still go?
No.

You need somewhere to sleep for the night, you're offered a place under a bridge with friendly people, or in a warm comforting hotel where there's a 11% chance someone's a serial killer. Where do you sleep?
Under the bridge with all the friendly people, though I won't like it at all.

Which would you blow up, Twitter, Bebo or Facebook?
Can I please just blow up all three? *crosses fingers*

Do you think you could dig a man-sized hole with a carrot?
No, and I wouldn't try.

Have you ever attempted a Maths sum whilst upside down?
I don't recall doing that.

Would you ever actually consider going to France for a holiday? If so, please write a 500+ word essay why.
Yes, I would consider going to France for a holiday. And no, I'm not going to write an essay. [:

If you had a fiver, or "$5", in your pocket, would you be compelled to spend it?
Yes. On coffee.

Have you ever considered botox?
Not really, no.

Are you generally amused by the sight of colourful lights?
Indeed! How'd you guess, lol?

What's more annoying, Dale Winton or a Moth?
A moth.

If Youtube decided it was going to close down for 25 years, would you consider finding the people that run it and staging a hostage situation?
Maybe, lol.

What last made you cry?
Leaving home for a long, long time. *sigh*

How much would you want to be paid to selotape a loaf of bread to your own head for 1 working year?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME. Basically, no amount of money would convince me to do such a thing.

Have you ever considered becoming a teacher? If so, would you always start rows with the Maths Faculty?
Yes and yes! xD.

Would you rather spend your last moments in a Physicist's lab or a chemist's lab?
Chemist's lab, don't know why.

What would be your favourite place on Earth to eat a banana split?
On a pier in Florida, early morning.

If you were in the Arctic, what bit of your body would you be scared for freezing first?
My face.

Are you any good at tennis?
Nope, and I'll admit it freely.

How much would you want to be paid to go work for Daytime telly?
I don't know - I don't even watch that.

Do you like Antiques? If so, please write a 25 million word essay explaining where your life went wrong.
Glad I can say no and not have to write that essay.

Who's the ugliest person on the telly?
Ugly Betty. Duh.

Do you have teddy bears?
YES. Um, wait...xD

Have you ever been asked about hot and cold fusion?
*sighs* This whole "recalling memories" thing isn't working too well for me.

Is 2+2 really 4, or is it just a conspiracy?
It's really four. >.>

Sight seeing destination: Iraq or Iran?
Neither.

Lemonade, Coca-cola or Orange pop?
Lemonade.

Would you rather be attacked by an elephant or a forty ton dolphin?
Forty-ton dolphin.

So you have a Saturday job? If so, do you like your boss?
Who likes their boss? Compile a list of ten. xD.

Where would you go if a nuclear war was imminent?
I'd probably go into hiding, all joking aside.

When was the last time you read a magazine and laughed before eating it alive? If never, when do you think this'll happen?
Hasn't happened, but probably will.

Is fish4jobs a good website?
No.

~Mizz

-If you were faced with the option of beef or chicken, which would you go for?
I'm a Vegitarian

-How many times does someone need to repeat something before it gets annoying?
Just three times

-What's your favourite website?
YWS, its even my homepage

-How much would you need to be paid to eat mud?
I've done it for five bucks

-Icecream: Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla?
Strawberry all the way

-You're greeted by a cowboy, priest and an actor, who would you punch first?
I don't punch people unless they deserve it

-What's your favourite song to sing in the shower?
Rubber ducky!

-Do you have more than 1 ipod?
I don't have an Ipod! I have an MP3

-What really irratates you?
Some of my nicknames

-Do you have to be anywhere in 5 minutes? If so, is this quiz holding you up?
Bed, it's past my bedtime, and yes it yes thank garsh

-Chocolate or salad cream?
Depends on the time of month >.>

-What is your favourite day of the week?
Friday DUH!

-How long do you sleep on Mondays?
Not long, I still go to school

-Do you get your alphabet confused after the letter, "T"?
Sometimes... It kinda slurs after that

-What did you have for dinner?
I skipped dinner

-Who's the sexiest person on television?
Kellen Lutz! *fangirl screech*

-How much will you pay me to do my own questionnaire?
Why would I want to pay you... I'll just wait until I catch you in truth or dare

-Is it past 9pm where you live?
Yup, its 1:01 Am

-Was the last 1 minute you spent answering the previous question worthwhile?
Every minute alive is worthwhile

-Are these questions getting worse and worse?
Not really

-Who gave up answering at this point?
Your dad, no, I's classier then that... your uncle

-Why are you still answering the questions?
because I have nothing better to do at 1:02 AM

-Is it quite clear I didn't know what to ask you after asking whether you preferred chocolate or salad cream?
Very

-Do you love facebook?
Meh, Fb is OK, it's no YWS

-What's your favourite film with a dragon in it?
How to train your dragon

-If Maths was compulsory at University, would you still go?
What's compulsory?

- You need somewhere to sleep for the night, you're offered a place under a bridge with friendly people, or in a warm comforting hotel where there's a 11% chance someone's a serial killer. Where do you sleep?
I'll take my chances with the serial killer

- Which would you blow up, Twitter, Bebo or Facebook?
Twitter, it's so useless!

- Do you think you could dig a man-sized hole with a carrot?
I could

- Have you ever attempted a Maths sum whilst upside down?
Yes, I had a migrane for weeks

- Would you ever actually consider going to France for a holiday? If so, please write a 500+ word essay why.
I will not write an essay, so no I wouldn't go to France

- If you had a fiver, or "$5", in your pocket, would you be compelled to spend it?
No, unless I pass a Tim Hortons

- Have you ever considered botox?
What's botox?

- Are you generally amused by the sight of colourful lights?
YES!

- What's more annoying, Dale Winton or a Moth?
Your mom

- If Youtube decided it was going to close down for 25 years, would you consider finding the people that run it and staging a hostage situation?
Yes.

- What last made you cry?
I killed a butterfly by acciedent

- How much would you want to be paid to selotape a loaf of bread to your own head for 1 working year?
Huh?

- Have you ever considered becoming a teacher? If so, would you always start rows with the Maths Faculty?
I wouldn't want to be a teacher

- Would you rather spend your last moments in a Physicist's lab or a chemist's lab?
I have no clue what either of those people do.

- What would be your favourite place on Earth to eat a banana split?
On my bed, my bed is very comfortable

- If you were in the Arctic, what bit of your body would you be scared for freezing first?
My fingers! I love my fingers!

- Are you any good at tennis?
Well, I don't mean to brag but... no

- How much would you want to be paid to go work for Daytime telly?
Whatever amount keeps food on the table and clothes on my back

- Do you like Antiques? If so, please write a 25 million word essay explaining where your life went wrong.
I hate antiques... *narrowly escapes another essay*

- Who's the ugliest person on the telly?
Telivision? In that case, your... dad

- If music was a chocolate cake, who's album would you sit on?
What the heck?

- If music was a chocolate cake, would you eat music?
Yes!

- Do you have teddy bears?
Only like, 1, 2, million

- Have you ever been asked about hot and cold fusion?
No...

- Is 2+2 really 4, or is it just a conspiracy?
Conspiracy!

- Sight seeing destination: Iraq or Iran?
Um... the warmer one

- Lemonade, Coca-cola or Orange pop?
Lemonade!

- Would you rather be attacked by an elephant or a forty ton dolphin?
Elephant!

- So you have a Saturday job? If so, do you like your boss?
I go to school O.o

- Where would you go if a nuclear war was iminent?
Near a bomb shelter

- When was the last time you read a magazine and laughed before eating it alive? If never, when do you think this'll happen?
Never, and it won't ever happen

- Is fish4jobs a good website?
Never been on it

-If you were faced with the option of beef or chicken, which would you go for? (Probably chicken)

-How many times does someone need to repeat something before it gets annoying? (Three times)

-What's your favourite website? (YWS, GameFAQs, or FAILBlog)

-How much would you need to be paid to eat mud? (...nothing >_> )

-Icecream: Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla? (Chocolate!)

-You're greeted by a cowboy, priest and an actor, who would you punch first? (The actor. Wouldn't touch the priest and cowboys are cool.)

-What's your favourite song to sing in the shower? (Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce XD )

-Do you have more than 1 ipod? (Teeeechnically, yes)

-What really irratates you? (It literally changes everyday)

-Do you have to be anywhere in 5 minutes? If so, is this quiz holding you up? (Thank heavens no!)

-Chocolate or salad cream? (Chocolate)

-What is your favourite day of the week? (Friday)

-How long do you sleep on Mondays? (Not long enough)

-Do you get your alphabet confused after the letter, "T"? (U, V, W, Q, 7, 'Batman symbol'. See? I got it all!)

-What did you have for dinner? (Nothing)

-Who's the sexiest person on television? (Kaley Cuoco )

-How much will you pay me to do my own questionnaire? (If I had a PayPal or something, $5)

-Is it past 9pm where you live? (No, 2:41 PM as I type this sentence)

-Was the last 1 minute you spent answering the previous question worthwhile? (Yes)

-Are these questions getting worse and worse? (Getting kind of cliched, but no)

-Who gave up answering at this point? ( -Be back in 20 minutes, gone to dinner- )

-Why are you still answering the questions? (To entertain myself and hopefully whoever reads them)

-Is it quite clear I didn't know what to ask you after asking whether you preferred chocolate or salad cream? (Yeah...)

-Do you love facebook? (Yup!)

-What's your favourite film with a dragon in it? (I'm a furry - ANY film with a dragon is good! )

-If Maths was compulsory at University, would you still go? (...yes?)

- You need somewhere to sleep for the night, you're offered a place under a bridge with friendly people, or in a warm comforting hotel where there's a 11% chance someone's a serial killer. Where do you sleep? (In my house. Yeah, that's a third option...you forgot to type it in there, huh?)

- Which would you blow up, Twitter, Bebo or Facebook? (Bebo)

- Do you think you could dig a man-sized hole with a carrot? (Nope! But I could kill someone with the carrot...or the hole.)

- Have you ever attempted a Maths sum whilst upside down? (Yup)

- Would you ever actually consider going to France for a holiday? If so, please write a 500+ word essay why. (Just to avoid the essay, I'm gonna say no!)

- If you had a fiver, or "$5", in your pocket, would you be compelled to spend it? (No. 'looks to the right' Ooh, candy for $5!)

- Have you ever considered botox? (Nope! I like my rugged good looks )

- Are you generally amused by the sight of colourful lights? (YESH)

- What's more annoying, Dale Winton or a Moth? (Moths, because you can distract Dale Winton with a light. Wait...)

- If Youtube decided it was going to close down for 25 years, would you consider finding the people that run it and staging a hostage situation? (No)

- What last made you cry? (Stupid stupid stupid girl)

- How much would you want to be paid to selotape a loaf of bread to your own head for 1 working year? (At least 100k)

- Have you ever considered becoming a teacher? If so, would you always start rows with the Maths Faculty? (I wanna be a techer when I grow up...)

- Would you rather spend your last moments in a Physicist's lab or a chemist's lab? (Physicist's)

- What would be your favourite place on Earth to eat a banana split? (Hate banana splits!)

- If you were in the Arctic, what bit of your body would you be scared for freezing first? (My...uhm...well, second would definetly be my feet)

- Are you any good at tennis? (Yeah)

- How much would you want to be paid to go work for Daytime telly? (A lot)

- Do you like Antiques? If so, please write a 25 million word essay explaining where your life went wrong. (I REFUSE)

- Who's the ugliest person on the telly? (That one girl from the one thing)

- If music was a chocolate cake, who's album would you sit on? (Rush's Moving Pictures album)

- If music was a chocolate cake, would you eat music? (No, music is for the world)

- Do you have teddy bears? (A couple, but they're in storage)

- Have you ever been asked about hot and cold fusion? (Yes)

- Is 2+2 really 4, or is it just a conspiracy? (Actually, there's a theory going around about how nothing in the world is exacty as we perceive it...so 2+2 = nothing, because 2, addition, and all that doesn't exist. I hate math!)

- Sight seeing destination: Iraq or Iran? (Don't know either well enough to make a choice)

- Lemonade, Coca-cola or Orange pop? (Coca-cola!)

- Would you rather be attacked by an elephant or a forty ton dolphin? (Forty-ton dolphin. Elephant, you have no chance.)

- So you have a Saturday job? If so, do you like your boss? (Yes)

- Where would you go if a nuclear war was iminent? (Canada!)

- When was the last time you read a magazine and laughed before eating it alive? If never, when do you think this'll happen? (Probably when I see the next issue of Cosmopolitan...geez, I HATE magazines like that.)

- Is fish4jobs a good website? (Whu?)

If you were faced with the option of beef or chicken, which would you go for?

BEEF. Sorry, but I live for beef. Seriously. If one could live on only beef, I would do it.

-How many times does someone need to repeat something before it gets annoying?
anything more than twice.

-What's your favourite website?
YWS!

-How much would you need to be paid to eat mud?
anything over 50 dollars. What? I'm poor, and mud really isn't that bad. Stop looking at me that way. I'm not weird.

-Icecream: Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla?
vanilla

-You're greeted by a cowboy, priest and an actor, who would you punch first?
priest. *runs from angry Christians*

-What's your favourite song to sing in the shower?
Anything from Phantom of the Opera.

-Do you have more than 1 ipod?
nope

-What really irratates you?
Racism.

-Do you have to be anywhere in 5 minutes? If so, is this quiz holding you up?
I should probably be making cookies for a party right now. So, yeah, this quiz is holding me up. But I don't mind.

-Chocolate or salad cream?
chocolate

-What is your favourite day of the week?
i quite enjoy wednesdays, but fridays are nice too.

-How long do you sleep on Mondays?
usually less than 7 hours.

-Do you get your alphabet confused after the letter, "T"?
no...

-What did you have for dinner?
burgers

-Who's the sexiest person on television?
Peter Facinelli.

-How much will you pay me to do my own questionnaire?
nothing, though I fully expect you to do it.

-Is it past 9pm where you live?
I don't know. My computer clock is wrong, and i don't have any others.

-Was the last 1 minute you spent answering the previous question worthwhile?
yes

-Are these questions getting worse and worse?
kinda.

-Who gave up answering at this point?
i don't know!

-Why are you still answering the questions?
OCD.

-Is it quite clear I didn't know what to ask you after asking whether you preferred chocolate or salad cream?
yes

-Do you love facebook?
no

-What's your favourite film with a dragon in it?
How to train your dragon

-If Maths was compulsory at University, would you still go?
no

- You need somewhere to sleep for the night, you're offered a place under a bridge with friendly people, or in a warm comforting hotel where there's a 11% chance someone's a serial killer. Where do you sleep?
under a bridge. I love bridges.

- Which would you blow up, Twitter, Bebo or Facebook?
twitter.

- Do you think you could dig a man-sized hole with a carrot?
yes

- Have you ever attempted a Maths sum whilst upside down?
YES I HAVE!

- Would you ever actually consider going to France for a holiday? If so, please write a 500+ word essay why.
no.

- If you had a fiver, or "$5", in your pocket, would you be compelled to spend it?
yes

- Have you ever considered botox?
no
- Are you generally amused by the sight of colourful lights?
yes

- What's more annoying, Dale Winton or a Moth?
a moth. I hate 'em

- If Youtube decided it was going to close down for 25 years, would you consider finding the people that run it and staging a hostage situation?

yes

- What last made you cry?
um... I don't remember.I think graduation.

- How much would you want to be paid to selotape a loaf of bread to your own head for 1 working year?

$1000000000000

- Have you ever considered becoming a teacher? If so, would you always start rows with the Maths Faculty?
yes and no

- Would you rather spend your last moments in a Physicist's lab or a chemist's lab?
chemists

- What would be your favourite place on Earth to eat a banana split?
I don't know...? Someplace I've never been, I guess.... like Italy.

- If you were in the Arctic, what bit of your body would you be scared for freezing first?
my nose

- Are you any good at tennis?
i can play. Just not well.

- How much would you want to be paid to go work for Daytime telly?
a lot.

- Do you like Antiques? If so, please write a 25 million word essay explaining where your life went wrong.
i do like antiques... and I refuse.

- Who's the ugliest person on the telly?
now, that's not very nice.
- If music was a chocolate cake, who's album would you sit on?
Wait, what?

- If music was a chocolate cake, would you eat music?
yes

- Do you have teddy bears?
yes, a few hundred.
- Have you ever been asked about hot and cold fusion?
unfortunately, yes.

- Is 2+2 really 4, or is it just a conspiracy?
conspiracy!

- Sight seeing destination: Iraq or Iran?
Um......... neither.

- Lemonade, Coca-cola or Orange pop?
Coke

- Would you rather be attacked by an elephant or a forty ton dolphin?

Elephant. They're easier to avoid.

- So you have a Saturday job? If so, do you like your boss?
nope

- Where would you go if a nuclear war was iminent?
space

- When was the last time you read a magazine and laughed before eating it alive? If never, when do you think this'll happen?
never. I have no idea.

- Is fish4jobs a good website?
no