(With cackles.) Sounds something like making yourself the most hated writer on CritiqueCircle, only putting number 4 as number 1.
"...I laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Sometimes I can stop laughing before people start edging away and talking about soothing drinks." - Lord Raould of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak
55. Describe every single article of clothing that your characters are wearing, even if the character isn't important because, come on, EVERYONE needs to know, in fine detail, what your character is wearing at every second of the day!
This is way too funny. And I totally did not vote no just to be annoying O.o
If there's a 50/50 chance of getting something wrong go for it anyway because there is also a 50/50 chance of getting it right
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe
I've got another one (hope this hasn't been said.. )
56. Give people nice long reviews about everything you hated about their piece. Psshh.. who cares about being nice? The more you tear apart their piece, the better! It's called constructive critism for a reason right?
I'd like to think I'm creative... instead of just plain weird ;D
57. Always like all of your own posts and pieces of work Well OBVIOUSLY they forgot to like it so you do it for them!
A hero isn’t defined by winning. Loads of heroes die in the effort. Most of them never get any recognition. No, a hero is just somebody who does the right thing when it would be far, far easier to do nothing.
58 - ask EVERYONE on the WRFF forum to review your work, and when they do, complain that everyone is attacking you/your piece.
59- make another account and use it to like everything you post/comment on, follow you, and review every new piece of work and argue with other reviewers when they disagree with your opinion
Also, I definetly didn't say no ^_^
"The rabbit always squeals in the jaws of the fox, but when has another rabbit ever rushed up to save it?" Damon Salvatore ;'( please, my lump, he just needs HUGS <3 Need a review? Just ask Just keep writing, just keep writing, do-do-do-do-do
God I hate people who do these. The good thing is I only slighlty relate to 2 and 4. 2-Sometimes I post some useless reviews like "This was pretty good", but I at least give a lot of reasons why usually. And I don't really post many pieces so Im practically exempt 4-I sometimes trash reviews but only when the ARE trash. Sometimes people give bad advice or just plain troll. I don't trash constructive crits, but if you just say "This is bad english" or crap like that, I want REASONS,
I am so happy I only accidentally didn't put my paragraphs apart one or twice. Indents aren't good online, apparently. -shuffles feet-
Well, I may have trashed a piece once a bit harshly. But their opinion of people who suffer from depression was horrendous. Compared them to trash, even. -shakes head sadly- Sure, sure, I know authors aren't characters, but...it was too sickening to ignore.
Yeah. I think you guys have everything covered quite well, though. Glad to have read through this to insure I'm not hated. I like being liked.
Disagreeing with every single thing that the reviewer suggests without providing a valid reason why is an excellent way to arouse the reviewer's animosity.
Another way is to thank all other reviewers for the review but ignore him or her.
“Defamation; is an act of impiety.” ― Kristian Goldmund Aumann, The Seven Deadly Sins
Well OBVIOUSLY they forgot to like it so you do it for them!
