YWS INVADES MAOIST CHINA

Three years ago, the Young Writers Society launched an ultimately unsuccessful invasion of Russia. Our attempt is detailed here.

And once again, for no real reason at all, I'm announcing an invasion of China. Unfortunately, the SPEW commandos that proved so invaluable during our last invasion are now incapacitated having succumbed to sweets and angry kittens.

Thus, the Instructor Task Force shall take the place of the SPEW Commandos. Their expertise in urban warfare will prove insatiable as they take out the mainland cities of Hong Kong, Shanghai, and Beijing.

The JMs and Mods will move into the heartland of China; securing against a possible organized revolt. The main task force shall march from the north and attempt to take their so-called "Great Wall."

I accept this mission.

Over and out.

*Packs a suitcase...and ninja stars.)

I have been waiting for this call my entire video game playing life.

I will head the initial bombardment. *salutes* Preparing to strike with a slew of kittens and elephant emoticon grenades.

Agents at your service, monsieur.

I'll do it for apple juice!

And YWS, of course.

Affirmative, sir. In position.

Over.

Dreamer, reporting for duty!

I suggest we combine this plus this and knock 'em where it hurts. Grammar nazis would run into issues due to the language gap and the different dialects, but insults... Insults are true no matter what your language. Being called an applejon, for example, is very insulting, I'm sure you'll all agree. Add to it all that it's very important in China to not lose face, and you've got a wicked combo.

Aye aye captain.

*laces up combat boots*

Kamas at your service. Over and out.

They have Jackie Chan. We're doomed.

It's really fun here in Shaanxi.

o_O

Hahaha... you didn't mention the TOP-SECRET ADVANCE OF THE GREETERS IN QINGHAI. Oops. I mean...

Top secret? =O Tell us more.

I'm in!