Young Writers Society

(Wow, you really just can't stop using your ultimate no-longer-frozen twelve-pound lime green duct tape covered boomerang turkey leg of eternal doomy-ness, can you?! This ought to be good... )

SiSi

She heard Gsp exclaim, "Hope, I challenge you to a lightsaber battle!" Gsp sounded extremely far away, as SiSi was drifting in and out of consciousness. She frowned and thought about when to reveal...it. That's right...it isn't worth it anymore, not now that I've got 2 huge bumps on my head, she thought.

As she stood up, the Boss came in. "I heard the sounds of raised voices and several explosions," he glared at everyone else in the room. Then, seeing SiSi, he tensed. "Well?! What happened? Don't just stand there like an idiot!"

SiSi did not immediately respond. She was fighting the urge to spew out all the bad words she knew; instead, she vented her fury on the Boss by karate-chopping him on his head, just like she had with Hope, except with 5 times the power. He immediately crashed to the floor.

SiSi straightened up and sighed. "Thank goodness...I've finally gotten that over with!" The YWS-ers in the room were all staring, astonished, at her. Finally, Mira asked, "So you were just faking it the whole time?!" SiSi nodded. "Believe me, it was for your good, not to hurt you or anything. If you hadn't had a bad guy stationed here, well...how would you guys've gathered all the info you needed?"

"For example...?" Irish trailed off, still raw from the deception played against her.

"I thought you'd say that. You don't know one-sixth of all the things going on here in the HQ; that's how secretive everyone is about this place and our works. I can tell you that we spent years planning this event meticulously, always scouring the YWS world for more bits and pieces of information about you guys...especially your weaknesses."

"Then how did you avoid being recognized to be on the good side?" Gsp was very puzzled.

SiSi grinned. "I think that's a story for another time, when we're all safe and out of here."

"Well, you can let that dream die and sink to the floor, Miss SiSi," said a voice from the doorway.

It was Skeyeler.

irishfire

Irish screamed at the sight of Skeyler and jumped behind Gsp and Sisi "Don't let Ripples get me!" She cried, curling back into her ball.

Mira looked at her. "What are you doing here?"

TexanWriter

She. Was. Sandwichless. It had been about half an hour since that girl stole her sandwich. Tex was still sprawled on the ground, motionless, her eyes fixed on the ceiling in a daze. Sandwichless. The word echoed in her mind, bringing terror and humility every moment. Her eyes welled up, and she let a single droplet fall to the ground before getting up and wiping the trail off her cheek.

"How could I have been so stupid?" She said aloud, to no one, in a shaky voice. "I can't believe I turned to the good guy side over a stupid sandwich! Not only that, but because I came over, they stole it from me! Robbers! Theives! And now, no one will believe me when I say I want to be bad again... At least those guys were nice to me, and let me eat my sandwich in peace..." She hung her head and sniffed, one eye turning to the blond dude guarding the exit.

Yeah, he ain't gonna budge, she thought.

With a sigh, she turned to the window, ignoring anyone else who may or may not have been in the room. The window that was barred on the outside and had the backwards -- well, really they were forwards, but the way they were supposed to be read, they were backwards-- letters, DAB LLEMS UOY. Outside was a wave of pink mountains... Tex took her glasses, took a minute wiping them, and looked again. A hord of pink elephants. In XL tutus. With chimpanzees wearing those bright white vampire fangs that always seem to find their way into your trick-or-treat bag at halloween on the elephants backs.

She took a moment to laugh at the rediculous sight, but then the creatures got closer. The pink dancing elephants were huge, big enough to trample three people in one stomp, and their eyes were red with determination, and their tusks were yellowed. The monkeys were as big a full-grown man, they were in full samurai armor, those teeth were real, and they were all screeching at the top of their lungs. It got louder, and they got closer.

Tex screamed.

Tex screamed her deep, tomboy scream as loudly as possible. The blond dude came up behind her with a police baton. He cupped his hand over her mouth and pulled her to the floor. With a glare in her dicrection, and Tex stuttering, he looked out the window and his eyes widened.

"Oh."

Tex leaped into his arms and wrapped her arms around his neck. "We're all going to die!" she yelled. "They're going to kill us all! Andthey'regoingtokillmebecauseIwasabadguy, butthenIturnedintoagoodguy, butnowthey'regoingtokillmebecauseI'mabadguyagain...!" she took a moment to grasp loudly. "Andthey'regoingtokillyou --Wow, you're strong-- becauseyou'reabadguy, unlessyouturnintoagoodguyandhelpthegoodguybutifyoujointhegoodguysyou'reonyourown, man, because--"

He dropped her and put her in a bloodchoke.

"Shut up and follow me."

He grabbed her arm and drug her out the door. She whimpered and followed to make him stop tugging as hard.

AquaMarine

"OH MAN. LIGHTSABER BATTLE, LIGHTSABER BATTLE, LIGHTSABER BATTLE!" Aqua screamed, flopping herself onto the floor and watching Gasper and Hope with wide eyes.
"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" She chanted again, pointing at the pair. When nothing happened, and everyone just stared at Skyelar in fear, Aqua rolled her eyes dramatically and sighed loudly, hoping that that would make them fight. But no, they didn't.
"Psh," she muttured, walking over to the window that Sandwich Girl had left. "No-one is fighting, no-one here is a newbie, no-one needs my help, no-one needs a review. I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS."
And then she saw the elephants and monkeys throught the window. Big elephants. Ninja monkeys.
Wait, Ninja Monkeys?
"OH.EM.GEE, GUYS! THERE'S NINJA MONKEYS. NINJA MONKEYS I TELL YOU! DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THIS IS? DO YOU? DO YOU?"
When everyone stared at her, slightly bemused, she sighed and flopped to the floor again.
"No, I guess you don't."

SiSi

SiSi turned to face Skeyeler while shielding Irish. "What, you didn't know this was coming all along?" she coolly asked Skeyeler. "There was always something about you...something that told me you either liked me so much you couldn't stand it or hated me so much you couldn't hate me anymore. And I'm guessing it was the latter."

Skeyeler replied, "You'd be right about that, missy. Anyway, you've got a lot of explaining to do! For example..." she noticed that the Boss was lying sprawled on the floor, still out. "What the heck happened to the Boss?!" For the first time a flicker of fear showed on her face. "No--no, you wouldn't do that to me, would you?!"

"It's my own choice what I want to do with you, Skeyeler," SiSi coldly replied. "And if you'll excuse me, I hear a lot of loud, excited voices, like Amy's, shouting about some ninja monkeys. I assure you, this was not part of our plan. Which means--"

She got no further. Skeyeler had pounced on her, reaching for her throat. As they struggled, SiSi gasped, "Just go! Leave while you have the chance!!" When no one responded, she kept one hand on Skeyeler's throttling hands then dug through her left jeans pocket for a crumpled piece of paper. It was a map of the whole base complex. "Just stay away from those ninja monkeys in case they're on the evil side and someone drag Hope with them!!"

Suddenly, SiSi twisted violently, throwing Skeyeler off.

"That's it, idiotic blockhead! I'm taking you down, you darn punk!!" Skeyeler screamed at her.

They drew out daggers from their belts and started violently attacking each other.

Who will win?!

The blond dude started to lose his skin as he dragged me down the hall. Skin, muscle fibers, bone marrow, internal organs... Long story shorter, he started to turn back into Mr. Skellie. It was really gross, but hey, Tex was still mumbling to loudly to care.

"...andthenthepinkdancingelephantminionsofthegoodguysaregoingtotrampleustodeathbecausewe'rebadguys, andthen--"

"Boss?" said Skellie, noticing the body on the ground and the two ladies fighting with daggers. They looked at us and it felt like we were holding a staring contest for a short period of time.

"What?" the two said angrily in perfect unison. Don't bug girls when they're fighting.

"There are good guy minions comeing to squish us like little bugs!" Tex said loudly, slapping her hands to gether at the word 'squish'.

Just then, a shruiken shattered a window and dug itself into the doorframe, missing everyone's ears by a foot. Silence.

Tex smiled and said, "Told ya so!"

Mira

Mira gaped at the shurikan. What was going on? She was still a little shaken up from the chicken that had exploded on her. There were two of everything: two Sisi's, two Lil Sis's, two Tex's... There were five Amy's for some reason, though. Mira closed her eyes, hoping the pounding headache that was beginning to build up wouldn't be too much of a problem when the oncoming army actually made it into the submarine.

I wanna join!?

(Join right on in! ^-^)

Bolt

"Talk to me baby," He spoke into his phone. "Oh, prisoner trouble, eh? I'm on it man."

He brought a comb over his hair, spiking it slightly, flung a black trench coat on, and pulling a single black glove on his right hand. He flung the door of the Evil flying base, and jumped out.

"Don't you need a parachute?" yelled a random worker.

"Um...dammit!" Bolt shouted, and began to flap his arms like a bird. "Dammit, work!"

The submarine base began to get bigger and bigger below him. That's when it hit him. "A parachute!" he screamed, and grabbed the thing, only to crash right through the submarine ceiling a second later. rubble crashed on top of him, crushing him.

AquaMarine wrote:AquaMarine

"OH MAN. LIGHTSABER BATTLE, LIGHTSABER BATTLE, LIGHTSABER BATTLE!" Aqua screamed, flopping herself onto the floor and watching Gasper and Hope with wide eyes.
"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" She chanted again, pointing at the pair. When nothing happened, and everyone just stared at Skyelar in fear, Aqua rolled her eyes dramatically and sighed loudly, hoping that that would make them fight. But no, they didn't.
"Psh," she muttured, walking over to the window that Sandwich Girl had left. "No-one is fighting, no-one here is a newbie, no-one needs my help, no-one needs a review. I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS."
And then she saw the elephants and monkeys throught the window. Big elephants. Ninja monkeys.
Wait, Ninja Monkeys?
"OH.EM.GEE, GUYS! THERE'S NINJA MONKEYS. NINJA MONKEYS I TELL YOU! DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THIS IS? DO YOU? DO YOU?"
When everyone stared at her, slightly bemused, she sighed and flopped to the floor again.
"No, I guess you don't."

Too much sugar?
*pats*

Me wants to be the villain! *Snicker Maniacally*

Name: Freak (Typical, for a reason ;D)
*Pops out from bushes...or something..Depending on where we are now, * Hello, the only thing I would like to tell you is: You will rue this day! Mwahahhahahahah!! Rue it I tell you!

P.S.: Sleepy, (Me)

CreativeFreak wrote:Me wants to be the villain! *Snicker Maniacally*

Name: Freak (Typical, for a reason ;D)
*Pops out from bushes...or something..Depending on where we are now, * Hello, the only thing I would like to tell you is: You will rue this day! Mwahahhahahahah!! Rue it I tell you!

P.S.: Sleepy, (Me)

..but Aqua and I were the villians D:
..
well were until she went all suagr-go-happy on me.
but you can be in our gang.
the three of us will dominate >:]

SiSi

SiSi sighed and relaxed for a moment. "Mira, Amy, JD...I thought I told you guys to go. You guys should go too, Gsp, Irish, Hope."

"Hehe...that's right, SiSi and I have a little fight to finish," said Skeyeler, staring daggers at SiSi.

"Well, first let's find out what the heck these shruiken or whatever things are doing here," SiSi calmly continued as if she hadn't heard Skeyeler.

"Don't think so," Mr. Skellie growled. "You have a lot of explaining to do, missy. Like why you're fighting Skeyeler, who's on our side. Well? Let's hear it."

SiSi grimly faced him and smirked. "Do you really think you want to know? Because I assure you, you won't listen to the whole story."

(And no, Mira, there are not 2 of me at all. Are you feeling OK?)

"Owwwww" Bond moaned, her head throbbed. She sat up and looked at who had clubbed her, now fighting with another baddie

"Son of a...*********Censored*******never again you...*********Censored*********mint chocolate chip ice cream....************Censored**************proper punctuation! ************Censored************** with a melon!!!!!!!"

Everyone looked over at her, wide eyed at her outburst. Even the two evils that had been fighting stopped and stared. Bond took that opportunity to get even. She swung out her black spike heeled boot, catching her attacker's ankles, sweeping her feet out from under her, and knocking her to the ground. The girl that had been pounding on the other girl's face pounced on her. Bond realized it was Skye.

She felt a tug on her arm; she looked over and saw it was her friend Gspp. "Hope! Come on!” She said pulling Bond to her feet, holding the crumpled map in her other hand. They raced down the nearest hallway, followed by most of the others.