What random thing did you do today?

In maths my teacher was telling me a joke. Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

I said, "because she stole his taco."

He said no.

I went through a whole list of Mexican things. Because she stole his sombrero, queasadilla, nachos, avocado, burritos...

Then the teacher said, "taquila" (pronounced to-kill-her)

I said triumphantly, "because she stole his taquila?"

Then everyone laughed, and after a few seconds I realised I'd missed the joke. Then I burst out laughing.

Hahaha!

I was walking up the stairs to my science class and I was reading something I'd written during the period before cuz' I was bored and had nothing to do, and I was almost on the landing and I thought I already was so I didn't lift my foot up for the step and wound up falling on my face and my papers got stwern all across the landing I thought I was on

I ran out of file paper so I got like, 3 metres of paper towel out of the dispenser and glued pencils to each end and rolled it up like a scroll. I did my chemistry work on that and then started writing a completely random story. I managed to fill the whole scroll up.

I talked with the people at the bookstore I usually go to arrange something with my books to be sold in their bookshop ^_^.

Woe! Congrats!

I helped score the only point my team got playing speed ball today, and then I stepped on a guys foot by accident

I recorded myself singing Across the Universe by Fiona Apple. I know I can't sing but I insist on doing it anyway.

It was a good idea in theory...

But it just burnt my hand and then the batteries stopped working. I fail at electronics. I guess I'll have to put up with coffee that goes cold after a while.

I finally watched Year One! However, it was a bit awkward with my mum sitting right next to me... I also dissed a cute guy at Hastings, lol.

Ooh, and I bought Candy Cane Pop-rocks...but they just taste like strawberry

Also, I took an hour long bath (in which I read and ate MnM's) and then I took a twenty minute shower. Life is good ^-^

I squealed like a total girl completely involuntarily for the first time ever when I dropped my ipod and the crashing sound it made scared me.

I always drop stuff.

Did you know that whenever I sneeze my...right? leg kicks out.

I'd just watched Red Dwarf so I was in a pretty funny mood. I was drinking a Milo and I saw a sachet of blonde and grey hair brightening shampoo on the bench. My mum said my granny was going to use it on her pubes, just as I was taking a drink. I laughed and made Milo splash everywhere and go up my nose.

We were in my french class and we were having a break and me and my other friend were trying to explain why we celebrate the 4th of July if they didn't really sign the Declaration of Independance on the 4th and so my friend looks up and says "Well I think it was cuz' John -" and she meant to say Hancock but it came out as HancACK. And I started laughing so hard because it sounded like she said it with a really think Boston Accent and I was like "Boston Pride Baby!!"

Today, I took the shortcut back to my dorm and climbed over a fence instead of walk all the way around the other dorms. What a badass.

I meant to post this a few days ago but never got around to it, but I'm here now so...

I was over at my best friend's house after about 4/5 hours of doing the most random of things, from walking 3 miles down a huge hill to go down to a creek where we waded in and nearly froze, and having a contest to see who could hit this phone pole with rocks the most times, and hiding up in her massive tree house talking about random things. I think we started out with dreams, and after about two hours we ended it by discussing Dr. Pepper and straws. So we were just kind of standing in her front yard, playing with her dog, who is the biggest mush of a dog. When this jogger comes down the road, and her dog starts freaking out and barking... and I start screaming "Run!! Run for your life man!!! Killer dog!! Run!!" The guy jogs around the corner, And Sunny (the dog) looks up looking like he's smiling. Laurel was almost falling over laughing. Me and Sunny make a very good evil team.

Well, a week earlier, I was walking to my house and decided, not to go the usual way, (which would be near train station) and go through a field and I, well, climbed up a fence and jumped down, and I was far way across, when I saw that I was followed by bull. And that bull followed upto the house and stayed right infront of front entrance, till morning next day.