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I nearly burned my hand off starting up a fire place.
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I went skiing today and fell on my back. I could've gotten up, but it was a really steep hill. I just slid on my back to the bottom of the hill. It made my back cold, but it was one of the most fun times I've had skiing.
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I played table tennis with my brother, but we soon forgot about the table and just hit the ball across our 25 metre shed at each other. Then we swapped the ping pong bats for canoe paddles. It was epic.

Then we put wheelie bins (which stunk with food from a seminar last thursday) at either end of the table and tried to hit the ball into each other's bins and it was grose getting them out because you had to lean right inside the bin to reach the ball.
Q: Where do you go to buy shoes?

A: At the shoez canal, lol.




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Today at 2 in the morning, me and my dad were talking about a video game rating and how no one looks at them, and we got to talking about when hes a grandfather, he won't care about the ratings of things, he'll do whatever my kids want to do so it went like this:

Him: I'm serious, if they want to play a video game? We'll play a video game. If they want to see a movie? We'll see a movie.
Me: What if they want to play monopoly?

His response:

F*** them. I don't play monopoly.

I love my father :smt005
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Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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I dropped a jar of Regu pasta sauce on the sidewalk after the bag busted, got a slushy and attempted to scooter home with it as well as beef jerky, 2 chocolate bars and some mini eggs!!
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Well Yesterday I went to my granny's to watch the little kids hunt eggs, when they were hunting them they had to find 12. They counted the eggs and my little cousin misscounted so they thought that one egg was missing, so my mom and my granny were out there looking for the egg when all of us knew there wasn't another egg (this lasted for a long time haha)


Today I found a shoe under the bleachers and i picked it up and threw it randomly....i was bored...
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I was at work injecting trees and it started to rain which would usually make me grumpy. On this occasion I decided not to be grumpy and took my jumper and shirt off and ran around singing really loud.
Q: Where do you go to buy shoes?

A: At the shoez canal, lol.




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xD Hippie I offically love you.

Today, I was walking down the hall at the end of the day to get my stuff from my locker and go home. And I was about to turn down the hallway that my locker was in when suddenly someone bopped me on the head twice.

When I turned to see who it was, I found my ex. walking down the hall way smiling at me like this: ^O^ Then he ran away xD
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Love you too Irish. I'd love anyone random enough to go out with someone who's face is capable of going ^O^

Today at the video shop I squeezed between two shelf corners that were only about 20cm apart and knocked heaps of videos on the floor. My mum then informed me that there was another way into that section of the shop.

Edit: Now I've been inspired to turn one of my most random, tripped out, B-Grade short stories into a script and get a bunch of friends together and film it (On a budget of $0. Move over Monty Python) for a grand youtube debut sometime in the near future. Stay tuned.
Q: Where do you go to buy shoes?

A: At the shoez canal, lol.




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xDD Thanks Hippie and Good luck!! Me and him are in a "head patting" war now :lol: Its 2 to 2

Today, I went up to one of the teachers who had lunch duty at our school and I had a ton of rice n crap stuck in my braces and on my expander so I was spitting alot. And I went up the teacher and asked if I could go to the bathroom, and when I did I accidently spit out a piece of rice that landed on her shoulder.

My face went completley red and she just said I could go to the bathroom. I don't know if she noticed or not but thats the second adult I've accidently spit food on dang braces.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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I went to the shop to buy vegetables, except they only had very small capsicums (that's peppers to you Americans). My friend Sky was working at the checkout and I said "Sky, you have tiny capsicums," and this lady behind me who used to look after me at daycare was like "what does that mean?" with a shocked look on her face. I took one of the tiny capsicums out of the bag and she looked very relieved.
Q: Where do you go to buy shoes?

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I went camping with some friends and a possum came into our campsite. It jumped onto my friend's lap, so I grabbed a handful of cheese and held it out for it to eat. But why eat cheese when you can eat human flesh right? I spent the next five minutes dousing my finger in mosquito repellent to sterilize the bite. Then we got out these toy lightsabers that have actual lights in them so they look cool in the dark and searched around the campsite and chased all of the possums away. Then we had lightsaber duels.
Q: Where do you go to buy shoes?

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WIN FOR HIPPIE! xDD Haha, hello again! =DDD

Well, I woke up maybe an hour ago, and the first thing I did was (ok, VERY first I put on pants) walk into the kitchen (I smelled pancakes), carefully select three of them, shoved them in my mouth and walked away.

*Sigh* I love Sundays ;)
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My sister just called to me from upstairs in her shower asking me to bring her the conditioner we bought last night and I said I would.

So, I go into the kitchen and grab it and head for the stairs. Then, to my dismay, my laziness set in and I didn't want to go up the stairs. But I knew if I threw it, it would open and explode >.<

Thus, I trudge myself halfway up the stairs, and then I bent down on my knees and reached for the top step with the conditioner (it was just out of reach -_-) then my foot slipped and I fell onto the stair in front of me, laughed, went up one step and slid the conditioner to the door of the bathroom ^_^
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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Well it's been 2 full days since the possum and the cheese incident and I haven't developed any strange diseases. I love you guys.
Q: Where do you go to buy shoes?

A: At the shoez canal, lol.



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