What random thing did you do today?

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I woke up to find my teddy bear staring at me when I was positive that he was under my covers... :shock:
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Well I didn't actually do this. I was going to but I forgot.

What I planned to do after seeing a tube of facial exfoliant in the shower was to walk through the house and go up to family members with the tube held out and say "exfoliate" like the daleks in Doctor Who saying "exterminate."

Tommorow I'll actually do it.
Q: Where do you go to buy shoes?

A: At the shoez canal, lol.




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I ninja-kicked a door.
I have never felt cooler in my life.
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I finally stared-down a bug. Every week at church, there's this rainbow-colored bug on a tree, like every Sunday. This week, he was gone...
Maybe a bird ate him.
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Well insomnia won't let me sleep right now. :( So, today I am still awake when I should be asleep. :?
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It's alive!!!

Anyway, this morning I put some dog biscuits in an empty berrocca canister and gave it to my dog, who spent ages trying to chew his way in. And my sister gave me an interview of all the naughty things I did when I was little, one of which involved putting sticky rat traps all over the aforementioned dog's fur, which took my mum hours to get off.
Q: Where do you go to buy shoes?

A: At the shoez canal, lol.




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I made bacon today for the first time ever ^_^ It's really delicious and crispy like I like it *mmmmm*
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I ran around my house singing songs by The Maine. :D I'm cool like that.
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Smiley_123 wrote:I ninja-kicked a door.
I have never felt cooler in my life.


I remember when you said that! It was before all my posts were deleted along with Light_Devils!s.

Today I randomly worked on my school assignments. :P
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I wrote a short story. And I never write short stories. Nate will be so happy :D

Yes, alright, this is shameless self promotion.

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Q: Where do you go to buy shoes?

A: At the shoez canal, lol.




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I just choked on a piece of bread. Ugh. But it was really good besides that.

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Hehe. Today I wished everyone (who was listed) who had a birthday...happy birthday! In their guest books.
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There was a rat in our oven yesterday, so my dad turned the oven on and cooked it to death. It stunk.
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Today my friend informed me that French women spend 38% of the day naked. Apparently it's fact, but I find that doubtful.

ps. I did not mean to offend any French women.

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Today I tried buttering my toast with a spoon because I couldn't find a knife.

Advice: Use the bottom of the spoon. That is all.

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