What random thing did you do today?

"Sorry I'm tardy. I was constipated."

Wish I could have been there.

Today I was playing pictionary in the library. We had really rude team names, and it was my job to commentate. So I was shouting as loud as I could, "Anal bleaching takes the lead," and "The cock crib overtakes waxed testicle," and "Penis dragons move off from the starting line."

Then a teacher I don't like came in so I hid under the desk. Then it was time to go so I crawled all the way to the door behind shelves and stuff. I think he saw me though.

Then we walked across the swamp (that's right, at this time of year there's a giant swamp in the middle of my school) and I tried to make my friend step in the mud by walking really close beside her so she couldn't go around the mud. But somehow I ended up in the mud instead.

Today I was walking back from lunch with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends and for some reason we were talking about rapeists.

And I started telling a story about how last year me and a friend of mine in gym had found a pair of pants hanging on a basket ball hoop and a shirt and jacket laying in various other places and how we thought that there was a rapeist hiding some where in the gym.

And I said, "Yeah so we were jogging around saying "Where are you rapist?" And they all laughed and it was quiet for a little while. And I look around and suddenly scream "RAPEIST!" in a hallway FILLED with classrooms and run out as fast as I can.

I ate an apple.

A pink lady apple to be exact.

I threw up several times. =P

watched an audio commentary. 25 to be exact

I was walking down the school hallway and grabbed some kid by the shoulders who was running in the oppostire direction I was walking and started to scream, "You can't go down there! They are going to get you! Run! Run, my child!" and Jenna was totally cracking up. Yeah, you had to be there.

September 19th: National Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Oooooh yeeeeaaah. xD
Or rather, September 19th is National Talk Like A Pirate Day, so you rotten lubbers mightn't want to talk normal-like.

Awww but I don't know how to talk pirate like....

So yesterday I was at my locker first thing in the morning, and I was bending down into my backpack and not really standing up to chuck them into my EVIL locker.

And so then my friend comes up to me and we know when its them because we always say to each other "How you doin?" and so I hear "How you doin?" and suddenly I feel her take the back of my shirt and move it to cover my butt.

Turns out I was showing everyone in my grade my awesome underwear and butt including my boyfriend and my and his friends

Today I had ramen for breakfast. Poor irishfire! My friend, who has absolutely no butt, and always has her pants falling down, well, we simply tell her to "mind the gap"

Watched t.v all day and that's awfully random for me.

Thanks Nutty and about your friend, thats pretty funny! I actaully had my pants fall down one time but that was because a weird friend-but-not-really ran into me and my pajama pants I had on that day kinda...went bye-bye

My random thing for today was I was sitting in french telling my friend about my halloween costume (I'm being an inside joke ) and I was telling her where I was gonna put this one inside joke we have about Humpty Dumpty and I was thinking of putting it on my leg and instead of saying "I'll put Humpty Dumpty down my leg," I said "I think I'll put Humpty Dumpty down my Lumpy."

I've been watching happy tree friends all day long! I love all the blood and gore! (Seriously, I do )

Oh my...

I mowed my dads lawn today, and theres this hill in his yard that I am terrified of cuz' I always think I'm going tip over when I mow it but he always makes me do a little in an attempt to make me not so freaked about it and today I was doing that part, and I get through and I'm gasping relief and then I turn around...and I had forgotten to turn the mowing part on and I had to go do it again and when I was going back up the hill, my foot slipped off the gas pedal and I almost did tip over. I never went faster on that mower before

I went to my state fair today and got a hat that mom though was a silly one and begged me not to buy it. But as I walked around people complemented me on it and asked where I got it so Hah! Got you there Mom! Not so silly any more is it! Huh?

haha.. whole forum has made me laugh today.

alright my random moment... in our school lunch line my friend stole my lunch money (a whole $2) so i started punching her randomly until she grabbed my arm. with out thinking i shot my other arm out and punched her in the armpit. her armpit actually bruised. later that same period my friend accidentally threw her retainer away and a janitor had to fish it out.
it was the best lunch period ever.