What random thing did you do today?

Here's mine.

I do I.T online through a program called SIDE because my school doesn't run the top level I.T class.

Anyway, I was in the class chat room, and it was nearly the end of the lesson. Some guy from a different school asked what "branding" meant (as in logos, slogans etc.).

The teacher wasn't on at the time, so my friend who was next to me wrote (only to the other guy so the teacher couldn't see it when she came back) "It's when they burn animals with a hot piece of metal so they can identify them."

The other guy said "Thanks for that," and put a smiley.

Then it was time to go, and my friend wrote "see ya."

On a spur of the moment, I wrote, "Have fun sticking your hot rod in sheeps bums," (reffering to branding) and sent it, but forgot to make it so that only he got the message.

So when my teacher goes back into chat, she'll see something like:

David: Hi
Jeff: Yo
Robyn: Don't forget to download the Task 3 support documents
(Robyn has left)
Matt: What's branding
Jeff: Have fun sticking your hot rod in sheeps bums.
(Jeff has left)
(David has left)

I wonder what she'll say tommorow. I have been told off for using the class chat innapropriately before.

Well, the other day, my youth group and I played a baseball game with fruit and veggies. (Yeah, they're a weird bunch, but I love them:)) It's quiet hilarious to see someone whack a flying package of frozen corn. It explodes . Then we played ultimate frisbee with banannas. (Very messy.)

~Wolfy

Well today I walked into Boppin' Bo's restaurant and screamed "Sexual Feelings" and ran out. I don't know why because I meant to eat there but I guess my sexual feelings wanted to eat somewhere else.

Ahaha! Those above were hilarioussss!!!! xxxxDDDD


So today i was outside for an hour or so hangin' out with friends. I was bored so i grabbed a peice of paper and wrote "Fart" on it. Then i made a farting noise with my mouth.

And after that i got the idea of asking people how you spell "Fart" but not the word, the noise you make with your mouth. I asked about 23 Random people. Almost all of them walked away and like five said "Piss off". Only about two actually tried to answer.

The rest were probably weirded out.

And people who were across the street saw a 14 year old girl running around to random people making farting noises with her mouth in their faces, holding a pen and paper.
xD

I wish I could have seen that.

Here's one that happened today.

I'm in a Youth Literature program, and today, Isobelle Carmody was speaking. She asked us to write a peice about someone who was - different. So I write mine about none other than myself!

I wrote a true story about when I was on a family holiday last month. We were in a caravan park in Kunnunura (like anyone her knows where that is). I'd had a bit much to drink, and it was bedtime. I'd just finished getting undressed when my sister (7 years old) got a banana and two mandarins out of the fruit bowl and held them between her legs and pretended she was a man.

I decided it would be funny if I had mandarin boobs - so I grabbed some mandarins and held them to my chest, and said "Look, I'm a shiela," in a high pitched voice.

My whole family was roaring with laughter. Then my mum told me to turn the lights off so the whole caravan park wouldn't see me. To spite her I went to the door and stroked the mandarins suggestively. There was a cacophony of laughter outside.

Then I went to bed and had a laughing fit which lasted for half an hour. I don't see why it was funny now, but it was caused by my dad saying "goodnight Mary-Sam"

A man outside had a mango espadrille (which is my family language for, he got angry) and told me to shut up.

Anywho - after I'd written about this, Isobelle Carmody asked for volunteers to read their work out loud, and who should volunteer but me. I stepped up to the microphone, cocky as ever, and read out my true story.

After that I had to listen to everyone else's writing which went along the lines of - Oh woe, I'm different. I wish I wasn't different. Very boring. None of them got as loud clapping as I did though.

It is raining a lot lately so everywhere we go we have to be caring around an umbrella. So yesterday was my turn to carry it. So I got bored walking around with an umbrella so I started limping and yelled "Look I'm House!" (Dr.House) Then my sister started laughing insanely.

I went over my friend's house and for whatever reason her family has Snuggies, those weird blanket/robe things. We were really bored, so we decided to put them on and take a million pictures. Yeah, we're that cool.

In Physics today I was absent mindedly chewing on my pen and accidentally sucked ink into my mouth.

Half an hour later, I was still in physics, but I'd gone and washed my mouth out. Anyway, I needed to white out something. I've got a 2-in-1 liquid paper where you can pull the cap off and use a whiteout pen, or twist the cap off and use a brush. I had the whiteout upside down, and meant to use the pen. Only I accidentally twisted the cap, and it came off, spilling the whole container of liquid paper all over my work sheet, hands, physics book and physics CD ROM.

I ate chocolate chip pancakes at 1 pm.

I was bored out of my writer's block, so I rest my head on my laptop keyboard. Then I don't know what possessed me, but I suddenly rolling my face on the keyboard and let a bunch of senseless words running down on Word.....

Well, I drew on a babydoll.

Today I ran around in the rain at recess and got soaking wet. Then In chemistry I hung up my socks and t-shirt in front of the heater to dry.

Cut my thumb on a cheese grater. I just got started and I miss-grated.
LOL!

Yesterday in my Spanish class, this kid walked in thirty minutes late and said to the teacher, "Sorry I'm tardy. I was constipated."

Today I passed out under a barstool in the Tavern with a spork up my nose after sending crocodiles at MB for having a dog in the Tavern and starting a fight.
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