YWS Budget Surplus

To Whom It May Concern,

You know all those points we get for posting and the constant reminders to boost the economy? Ever wondered how the economy was doing?

I think Nate answered that question when he gifted himself 5 million points and brazenly started throwing money around, creating various Chimp Enclaves around the world.

My friends, my question is this: where are our benefits? Those should be going back into this society to somehow benefit us. I say we deserve more.

Sincerely,
Pat Buchanan.

Lol, sounds like John McCain.

And I agree! Those are our tax points he's splurging. At least 100 of those points are mine via the storybook tax. What are they going for?

*mutters* Economy's in the sewer, and he gives himself a 5,000,000 point raise.

Yeah, I threw a bit of McCain in there, just for fun, haha.

*serious face*

But this is a grave issue. We have survived the global meltdown so far; I think he's gotten a bit too excited. It's all those monkeys, says I - mischievous little buggers and banana's are ridiculously expensive nowadays.

*sniff*

See, n00bz are free -- heck, they volunteer! That's why we should have elected Dragons. They would have kept annoying member levels low and have done it for free!

What it makes it doubly worse for you all is that I've pulled a Mugabe by just printing the points rather than borrowing them. This makes your points worth substantially less.

I don't understand economics.

>.>

Teague
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I verily agree that Dragons should be the new treasurers of YWS.

My vote is for fire breathing dragons that can burn nate's 7,000,000 points.

Wait, no...this isn't democracy. Nate's our king.

Mainly because he's the one who goes to law school.

Damn him and his legal wrangling!

Too good for us. *cries*

Ah, well, modern dictatorships always end well.

Dragons.

Lacan.

The what now?

SPEW.

The Instructors deserve a bailout to the tune of 25 billion points.

Nate wrote:What it makes it doubly worse for you all is that I've pulled a Mugabe by just printing the points rather than borrowing them. This makes your points worth substantially less.

If Hindenburg could do it, then so can YWS!

...oh, wait.

Haha, everyone's getting a bailout! The Instructors definitely deserve it. *nods*

And...

Dragons ftw