Bad Pickup Lines

That rose thing is SO sweet.

This is the worst pick up line I have ever heard.....

WARNING!! IT"S REALLY OFF-COLOUR!!!

Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard?

Aniar wrote:::picks up 500 roses and anticipates Monday::

Aww the girls at your school are so lucky lol.

Well i'm not getting that many, but I think I will actually get some roses for the girls I like at school on the last day (next year is my last year)

Galatea - haha, i've heard that one too....it's awful, but hilarious!

Aniar wrote:Well i'm not getting that many, but I think I will actually get some roses for the girls I like at school on the last day (next year is my last year)

*decides to move to Nai's town*

I want a rose, dammit!

::presents Crysi with large rose and a poem::

YAY! Thank you, Nai!

:lots_hearts:

*skips off happily*

heres one that my friends brother used on me...

"if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

the really sad thing is; i only got that recently and they've all
said that tons of times... unfortunately i never understand any of
the 'sexual inuendo' which they use so they always laugh at me...
](*,)

Do you like to smurf? I could smurf you all night long, and smurf in your smurf with my smurf. It'll be a whole smurfload of smurf baby. So i say, nice shoes, wanna smurf?

I want to hide my dragon in your crouching tiger.

I'm a magician, want me to make something dissapear?

I'm a matchmaker, your lips and my [cencored]

I bet i could quench your thirst.

My truck has a bed, wanna fuck?

I'm psychic, and i see in your future, sex with me.

I've got *THE* worst pickup line in the world:

Hey, baby, we're both wrong, let's go make a right.

I DONT EVEN GET IT! YAY!

*Puts on robe and wizard's hat*

do you work at subway? 'cause you're giving me a footlong!

...the fact that I work at Subway makes that even sicker.... ](*,)

"How beautiful you are, how pleasing, my love, my delight! Your very figure is like a palm tree, your breasts are like clutseters. I said: I will climb the pam tree, I will take hold of its branches. Now let your breasts be like clusters of the vine and the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like an excellent wine..."

"Your teeth are like a flock of ewes which come up from the washing, all of the big with twins, none of them thin and barren."

"Your hair is like a flock of goats streaming down the mountains of Gilead."

XD

Face it, the bible has the worst pick-up lines in existance.

LOL! That's so great Snoink.. *laughs*

AHH!! EXTREMELY SEXUALLY SUGESTIVE!!
a small warning, if you get it the way i meant it, its really gross, and lude.


wanna come in my place? i do.

some people really have zero subtlety.

a guy used this one on me:

hey, babe, i believe in safe sex and all that, y'know?