-i want to rock you like a hurricaine, long, hard, blowing.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- HL Mencken
Lie together like butt.
Presenting the GFuture, soon to be the Gnow, reality presented by Google.
Welcome to GEarth.
~Baske in the randomness~
A guy actually used these on me. LOL!! I hate it when guys use the fact that I'm christian.
"Hey, I could be your healer."
"God told me to go out with you."
"I'm a devil that needs to be tamed. Wanna help?"
"You know I could take that devil out of you."
"Want to see my faith disappear?"
Can you believe it?
Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
--La Rochedoucauld
"An unexamined life is not worth living..."
---Socraties
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You look so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
Did it hurt? (Me: Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. <-- this pick-up line actually worked on me!!
I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again. and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.
This one is from the film, 'Anger Management' You probably have heard of it.
"I'm sorry I was so rude before. But its difficult for me to express my self, when I'm on the verge of.........exploding in my pants."
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask." Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants." - Dragon Age
One time a guy said to me "I've heard a lot of voices but yours sounds really nice..."
He had the same comb-over as his older brother and played the bagpipe. Also, every time he opened his mouth I was reminded of the weather channel. There was no differentiation between his voice and a news casters.
I turned my head and pretended not to hear. Then I wet my pants.
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Well, at least that one was nice. Usually I just read a bunch of vulgar ones on this thread.
*Claps*
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
...That's the oldest one in the book. XD Anyway, my guy friends and schoolmates are all dorks and a half (in a good way, if you know what I mean), so every time we pass by them, they joke around using innuendos and stuff like that... I've gotten so used to LOLing at these stuff, I can't even distinguish if they're being serious or not, or whether these would work on me in any other way besides from making me laugh. XD
"A fish bit my hand this morning, and everything became trippy. Now with this coke and this cherry, I can beautifully rule the world!"
-Dino, @ Dino and Cake's Adventures in La-La Land (Coming Soon)
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