Soul Blader

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I snuck back through the foliage to the Westerners camp. The cook was roasting a wild boar over a campfire with a glaze waiting nearby, it was the perfect target. I edged around the camp, getting as close as I could to the glaze without leaving cover. The commander of the troup came over to the cook and tasted the glaze. He gave the cook a thumbs up and walked back to his tent smacking his fingers. Then I made my move.

Using all my stelthiness, I snuck over to the glaze and skweezed the berries out over it. When all the berries had been drained of thier jiece, I gave the mixture a few stirs and snuck back into the woods. Noone had seen me, as the only possible person who could have was the cook, and he didn't have eyes in the back of his head.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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I entered the Westerners Camp unseen by the cook, who was roasting a wild boar over a fire. I spotted a sauce next to the cook, which was obviously meant for basting on the boar. It was a perfect target. Silently I snuck over to to the sauce and dripped the juice from the domay berries into it. Giving the mixture a few stirs I exited the camp as stealthily as I had entered it. The trap was set.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.



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