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Unfortunately, the truck driver died and the company is suing us for everything we've got.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

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Fortunetly, we won the case.




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Unfortunately, the judge lost his wig in the soup our lawyers drank...




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Fortunately, they didn't drink the wig along with the soup.
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Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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Unfortunately the wig soup attracted mutant rats...




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Fortunetly, the judge had "Mutant rat be gone" hidden under his desk.




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Unfortunately, it was empty.
Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock, or both - Regina Spektor




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Fortunetly, the rats recognized the bottle and ran anyway.




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Unfortunately, they only did that to trick us and they surrounded the building.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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Fortunately, they were deaf and didn't hear when everyone was whisked away by a race car.




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Unfortunatly, not everyone could fit in the car (and the seats were very uncomfortable).
To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour. – William Blake

I was lying in bed, watching the stars and i thought, 'where the hell is the ceiling?' :wink:




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Fortunately, someone found an even better car and we all ran away in it.
Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock, or both - Regina Spektor




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Unfortunately, the car ran out of gas five minutes later.
"Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?" - Author Unknown




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Fortunately it stopped right next to a teleportation device and they were all transported to Sugarcandy Mountain.




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Unfortunately, it cost 50 cents to use, and I was broke...



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