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Fortunately, they decided to move to China where there are no child labor laws.
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Unfortuantely, there was a big "crack down" on child labour laws in China, and the children and their mother were arrested.
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Fortunately it was a one day sentence
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Unfortunetly they shared a room with muscular men who liked beating people up.




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Fortunatley he didn't like beating up women and children.
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Unfortunetly, they were relesed with no money and no hope of survival.




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Fortunately, a man heard of their plight and soon married the widow, giving them a home and money.
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Unfortunetly, their house was broken into and they lost everything they had except the clothes on their back and the house itself, and the next payment on the house was due a week from then.




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Fortunately, her great Aunt died and left all of her furniture and money to them in her will.
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Unfortunetly, it turned out that the man the mother married was guilty of murdering her and executed.




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Fortunately, she didn't really like the guy anyway
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Unfortunately, she was still dead.
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
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Fortunately, the man was killed by a drunk driver
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Unfortunately, the drunk driver was Billy Joel.
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Fortunately, Billy Joel had a line of top-notch lawyers.
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