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thunder_dude7
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:06 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:06 pm
Unfortunetly, he still lost the case because even good lawyers can't make a guilty person innocent.




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GingerLizzy
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:50 pm
GingerLizzy says... · Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:50 pm
Fortunately, they managed to lie and scheme through the justice system.
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thunder_dude7
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:51 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:51 pm
Unfortunetly, they failed the lie ditector test and he went to jail anyway.




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GingerLizzy
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:42 pm
GingerLizzy says... · Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:42 pm
Fortunately, when in jail he met a group who were breaking out of jail and they fled to Mexico.
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:01 pm
niteowl says... · Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:01 pm
Unfortunately, once they crossed the Mexican border there was a pack of very hungry wolves waiting to eat them.
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GingerLizzy
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:11 pm
GingerLizzy says... · Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:11 pm
Fortunately, the wolves were frightened away by a bear.
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:44 pm
niteowl says... · Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:44 pm
Unfortunately, the bear was being followed by some cops, who took them back to the US jail.
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GingerLizzy
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:46 pm
GingerLizzy says... · Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:46 pm
Fortunately, the bear ended up getting in the back of the cop car, and attacked the cops, meaning that the family could escape once more.
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aszecsei
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:03 pm
aszecsei says... · Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:03 pm
Unfortunately, a meteor destroyed the Earth and they all died.




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GingerLizzy
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:49 pm
GingerLizzy says... · Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:49 pm
Fortunately, aliens cloned all of the Earth's inhabitants and we thrived once more.
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:07 am
Periwinkle says... · Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:07 am
Unfortunately, time reversed to the beginning of time.
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Aedomir
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:21 am
Aedomir says... · Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:21 am
Fortunately, the big bang was so big that we went into a parrellel dimension and lived there.
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GingerLizzy
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:07 pm
GingerLizzy says... · Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:07 pm
Unfortunately, mass monsters roamed in the new dimension.
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:16 pm
Autumn says... · Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:16 pm
Fortnately, they were only the size of peas.
But there's still tomorrow
Forget the sorrow
And I can be on the last train home




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Adnamarine
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:04 pm
Adnamarine says... · Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:04 pm
Unfortunately, there were millions of them and they were as vicious as pirannas.
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