"There are certain people my parents foist on me, mistakenly believing that they will be my friends because they are my age and also patricians. That's unfortunately untrue, as I have proved utterly unable to befriend any one of them. That is to say, I shamefully admit...I don't have any friends to 'hang out' with." ~Al
"Friends. Who needs them?" ~Leera
"I like to play hopscotch and tic tac toe with all my friends in the alley behind the apartment! Sometimes we run in the big street too but our parents get mad at us. I have lots of friends. Like Lisa and Janie and Carol, and even some boys. But not Paul. My sis Cheryl says Paul is a liar, and I don't like him anyway because he smells! And...[on and on and on]" ~Kelly
"Well, wouldn't it be nice if I had friends to hang out with? But sadly all the kids my age are too busy cooking up creative epithets for me. Mary especially. I don't really mind...I just hang back and watch them. It's like going to the zoo." ~Jona
"If only I was carefree enough to still be able to 'hang out' with friends..." ~Dr. Legardo
What will you do when the Apocalypse comes?
